Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Guess I'm facing the death penalty.
Duh dum how do u spell chh?
Favorite stupid joke...?
- Thread starter gioua
- Start date
Duh dum how do u spell chh?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A hundred million tiny murders. cn
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Repeat????
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Q: Why did the elephant paint his nuts red?
A: To hide out in an apple tree.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the savanna?
A: A giraffe eating apples.
cn
A: To hide out in an apple tree.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the savanna?
A: A giraffe eating apples.
cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
(cut and pasted while giggling) cn
John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), also called 'pullets,' and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen. But on this particular morning, John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets all over the place with bells-a-ringing. The pullets, upon hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result.. The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well.
John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), also called 'pullets,' and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen. But on this particular morning, John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets all over the place with bells-a-ringing. The pullets, upon hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result.. The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well.
smoke doubt
Active Member
why did popeye punch moses?
cos he went to mount olive.
that's the worst one i know
cos he went to mount olive.
that's the worst one i know
Da Almighty Jew
Well-Known Member
Guess what?
Da Almighty Jew
Well-Known Member
Blue Wizard
Well-Known Member
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
"No", said the farmer.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?"
"No", said the farmer.
The third beau came to the door and said, "I'm Chuck...."
The farmer shot chuck.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
"No", said the farmer.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?"
"No", said the farmer.
The third beau came to the door and said, "I'm Chuck...."
The farmer shot chuck.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Knock knock.
(Who's there?)
Cthul.
cn
(Who's there?)
Cthul.
cn
charface
Well-Known Member
I went to a family birthday party and one of the little kids wondered out on the
patio where we were having drinks and I swear he had a little horse face so I being a complete douche asked the kid.
Why the long face. I got some weird looks for sure but the kid diddnt understand and I got a good laugh.
I was already gonna burn in hell so why not live a little.
shrxhky420
Well-Known Member
johnny is in science class and the are learning about bodily functions... the teacher asks if anyone can use urinate in a sentence... Johnny raises his hand and hesitantly the teacher calls on Johnny... go ahead johnny let's hear your sentence... Johnny replies... teacher urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten... stay high
olylifter420
Well-Known Member
one time pepito was in class and the teacher asked to make a sentence with she...
he said, "leave her alone cheese mine"
LOLL
he said, "leave her alone cheese mine"
LOLL
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
This one made me cackle just now ... cn
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] Two economists were sitting at a nudist colony.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] The one said, "Have you read Marx?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] The other says, "It's these wicker chairs."[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] Two economists were sitting at a nudist colony.[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] The one said, "Have you read Marx?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Courier New,Courier] The other says, "It's these wicker chairs."[/FONT]
