Feeding Your Plant With Breastmilk?

unity

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Give the fucking breast milk to babies, they need it more! I'm sure lactating woman got nothing better to do then pumping breast milk for stupidity lol!
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mouthmeetsoap

Active Member
On a related note, I have decided to start giving my baby plant nutrients. I want accelerated growth and something she'll want to eat. I'm thinking the Humboldt organic line with some Bud Candy. Anybody have any experience?
 

borbor

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where was this dude getting breastmilk?

I play gangsta rap for my plant and water it with expensive liquor. it would slap a hoe for tryin' to chest jizz all up ons this plant feel me knawmean? and all them haters, sayin' alcohol is bad for dem trees, check da buds dey flossin



water, dirt, expensive shit in bottles from garden stores. That's all you need homes, prolly not even the expensive shit
 

watchhowIdoit

New Member
Once but it didnt last long. The old lady got tired of having muddy nipples and the baby was constantly digging in the pots.....
 

thump easy

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ok so breast milk has a neutral ph and no chlorine or anything to contaminate it...anyone ever tried feeding their plant with breast milk or heard of it?
no i havent herd of that but i have herd of a tampax or tampon for aroe its on the aroe forums all u need to know about aroe DAM my friends old ladie she is asian n she was gona make us a tea of her tampon I SWEAR TO YOU KNOW WHO he is reading it anthonie you know its true stop spying on me..... hahaha true shit i almost felt like a vampire on a dryspell shit i sead FUCK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Carlos24

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hey Riu,
sorry i hadnt had access to my computer but here is a pic of my babies... the one on the left i just used water about 2 quarts and same with the one on the right but with the one on the right i added 4 ounces of breast milk... and ill be posting more pics!


 

Gamberro

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This is terrifically absurd. I really hope the original poster is the pregnant/recently pregnant woman herself, and not some asshole making his woman strain into his plants.
 

Xeno420

Active Member
You must have some big ol ( o )( o ) to have that much for 3 plants! Breast milk will rot and may get moldy in the soil. Use unsulfured blackstrap molasses instead.
 

MediMary

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Who wants some yummy breast milk icecream ;) all the rage over in Europe

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MomaPug

Active Member
yukkkkkkkkk ...someone's breast milk?

MediMary.... your subject has left a nasty taste in my mouth, but the thought of the stink after being in soil pots with hot lights on is still worse...I think ....hmmmm :spew:
 

mattman

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dude wtf is wrong with you? There is all kinds of nutrients in ALL kinds of shit that comes out of living organisms.... next we will have a thread "Can I feed my plants with my dead cat"... well of fucking course you can! Breast milk? COME ON MAN LOL
 

carnage11

Active Member
dude wtf is wrong with you? There is all kinds of nutrients in ALL kinds of shit that comes out of living organisms.... next we will have a thread "Can I feed my plants with my dead cat"... well of fucking course you can! Breast milk? COME ON MAN LOL

Dead cat eh? You might be on to something there....thinking-020.gif
 

bicycleday

Active Member
I read that using gatorade will make your buds flavored:) and apprently using mushroom tea on your plants will make them more psychedelic/
Have heard that using anabolic steriods on your plant will make them HUGE, im talking HUGE. Just be sure to feed the plant plenty of protien while your dosing it with that anabolic steriods. Testosterone Cypionate I hear is the best. If you don't want your herb to give you a headache every other watering put some tylenol in the water.

If pot makes your paranoid I hear using zoloft stacked with xanex in the watering cycle will keep Paranoia at bay. If you have trouble sleeping crush up ambien and put it in the soil or directly in the resevoir.
I thought the xanax was used when plants were showing signs of stress, and can't estrogen in the water reverse males?

I await your advice
 
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