Female ejaculation Poll

Have you, fello female, cumed?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 12 60.0%

  • No

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Damn fucking close, but no cigar

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Total voters
    20
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The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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Khemi said:
You can make almost any girl squirt by inserting your pointer and middle in a girl with the nails facing down, make a "C" like motion and with your fingers make a "CUM HERE" movement over and over, slowly building up momentum.

You will know your doing it right because your fingers will start to feel the burn. This is tiring after a while so get some head while your doing it if your positioned properly. This is truly the quickest way to a womans heart. Once they know you know, your in.
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I already posted that....so when am I getting in:mrgreen:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, someone mentioned that.But some girls don't like the feeling.It's almost a urinary tract infection feeling, if you've ever had one.Uh..that link in your sig is just wrong!!:spew:
Khemi said:
You can make almost any girl squirt by inserting your pointer and middle in a girl with the nails facing down, make a "C" like motion and with your fingers make a "CUM HERE" movement over and over, slowly building up momentum.

You will know your doing it right because your fingers will start to feel the burn. This is tiring after a while so get some head while your doing it if your positioned properly. This is truly the quickest way to a womans heart. Once they know you know, your in.
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Khemi

Khemi

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If your really in the mood to go all out you can incorporate the the cum here motion with some clit lickin. I mean why not right? Shit, bust out the chin dong and show her how talented you are!



Neck Cramps? Plenty.
 
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greentea

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As a self proclaimed clit commander, after commandeering many a venture down the multiple highway I can say all I hear is yes yes yes, which is usually quite reciprocated and held to memory
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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I always like to preform the Reverse Cunnilumpkin. It always makes my women cum hard!:spew:


Reverse Cunnilumpkin :http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reverse%20Cunnilumpkin#A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.

For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.

""Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis. ""
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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Or maybe me and my lady 69 and do a double dumpkin! MMmmMmMmmmm



Double Dumpkin http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double%20dumpkin#Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

"Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin! "
 
MisterMicro

MisterMicro

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Man i love tossing my girls salad after giving me a hot carl. kinky shit man! Blumpkin? REally? Really Puff?
 
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mars2penny

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Khemi said:
You can make almost any girl squirt by inserting your pointer and middle in a girl with the nails facing down, make a "C" like motion and with your fingers make a "CUM HERE" movement over and over, slowly building up momentum.

You will know your doing it right because your fingers will start to feel the burn. This is tiring after a while so get some head while your doing it if your positioned properly. This is truly the quickest way to a womans heart. Once they know you know, your in.
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Khemi, the "G"spot is behind the clitoris, about one or two inces in, so pointing your fingers down is the wrong direction. You don't know what you are talking about. You will find a swelling about the size of a walnut, pressure on thai usually gets good results. It helps if she is really wet.
 
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