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Koabear Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #123 guy playing banjo at my front door. what the hell did .....
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #124 your grandmothers boyfriend bring his banjo for? is that you face or is it a.........
upinchronic1 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #125 i do with my spoon Id rather take a stick to the eye then...
upinchronic1 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #128 that my sister with downsydrom looks like jesica simpson so i can hit that I fucker her so hard that...
that my sister with downsydrom looks like jesica simpson so i can hit that I fucker her so hard that...
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #130 she couldn't sit down for a week.(true story) if you dont leave i am going to.....
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #131 PETE247 said: she wore me out.. I got to go get my.... Click to expand... cactus cooler. if you dont leave im going to......
PETE247 said: she wore me out.. I got to go get my.... Click to expand... cactus cooler. if you dont leave im going to......
upinchronic1 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #132 give you a dirty look and tell you once more to leave... that thing was so big...
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #134 she arched her back like a dolphin. you thought it was all going great until she said.......
upinchronic1 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #135 Oh alex you made me feel so good last night, while on the phone The worst part about a vagina is...
hornedfrog2000 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #136 Queefing all that cum out the next day. I was snooping through my roomates closet and found...
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #137 a seven foot plant under a christmas tree light and a picture of jesus. i had to pee so bad that i......
a seven foot plant under a christmas tree light and a picture of jesus. i had to pee so bad that i......
hornedfrog2000 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #138 Sharted in my fucking pants i like to drive naked in the winter because...
ALX420 Well-Known Member Apr 30, 2008 #139 my nipples cause drivers to yield. it so cold that my.....