Figong
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lol ... and then lol. cn
Only one to catch my strategically placed pun, kudos for that and +rep.
lol ... and then lol. cn
"Right now preterm necrophiliac child molesters are masturbating like frenzied apes in cages to your handy work."
I figure since you have to be 35 (and ya'll already love me so much now), it can't hurt to start campaigning. I need a PAC that isn't associated with me, I figure the trolls will gladly fill that spot. I'm thinking like 2028-2032ish. Probably just gonna run independent. Policies: 1) Legalize weed in Texas (as the trolls could have told you before even reading this) 2)Make it legal to transport Marijuana on a train across the border between Mexico and America, or at least Texas (Tariffs and everything would have to be applied) 3) Work towards full unemployment in our country, take a "let the machines do the work" approach, allowing everyone to be inventors of new machines and techniques or inventions 4) Release anyone that is in jail for only drug possession, and create laws that only persecute violent drug offenders and illegal distributors 5) Give all Mexicans who are in America right now FULL citizenship 6) Make a bank that is federally owned and funded, as well as backed by some form of solid currency such as gold or hash... I'll get into more stuff later, I'm going to get the Manifesto, it basically covers any policies I have.
I think I'm going to start my campaign with some stand up (seriously, I'm gonna try that shit. I'll post some stuff to YouTube first) ... And this will be the joke I will open with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmbmjR6L_U8
...hey, won't that make you one of the guys in your own conspiracy videos?![]()
Thank youI left a comment, it kind of reminds me of buck, which I think gives it a little added flavor.
if he gets elected i'm the next oswald
I have never made a conspiracy video, so I'm not sure what you mean.
If I was president I would make marijuana completley decrimalized and you would be able to purchase it anywhere in the US at any gas station. People pay ridiculous prices for a fucking plant. That's why I grow my own. Knowing that fiends will pay $400 sometimes more for a ounce of dank. That's straight profit.
Soon tho I guarntee when our generation comes in weed will be legal just like tobacco and probably around the same price.
For instance 1 gram of Marlboro's Sour Kush $8, Newport's Master OG. $10.
If I was president I would make marijuana completley decrimalized and you would be able to purchase it anywhere in the US at any gas station. People pay ridiculous prices for a fucking plant. That's why I grow my own. Knowing that fiends will pay $400 sometimes more for a ounce of dank. That's straight profit.
Soon tho I guarntee when our generation comes in weed will be legal just like tobacco and probably around the same price.
For instance 1 gram of Marlboro's Sour Kush $8, Newport's Master OG. $10.
Let me guess you live in CA or CO?
Why do you keep dodging my offers to provide help so you can say you had a solid, legitimate grow and learn something? I notice you dodged yesterdays offer too. Since this you running for president, you can't dodge offers for help at any level... and as a voter, I sure as hell wouldn't vote for you for president if you can't accept help offered in a sincere fashion on a forum to better yourself. Think about that one a bit, then either comment or ignore it - either way. I've offered guidance 4 times now, and that's it.
It's not feinds paying 400$ an o. It's kids and states where it is illegal.If I was president I would make marijuana completley decrimalized and you would be able to purchase it anywhere in the US at any gas station. People pay ridiculous prices for a fucking plant. That's why I grow my own. Knowing that fiends will pay $400 sometimes more for a ounce of dank. That's straight profit.
Soon tho I guarntee when our generation comes in weed will be legal just like tobacco and probably around the same price.
For instance 1 gram of Marlboro's Sour Kush $8, Newport's Master OG. $10.
I think the day that we are allowed to fill a train in Mexico with Marijuana, and send it to Texas, and someone at the border has a clip board, sees the weed and checks it off and says "You're good to go". THEN when we are allowed to take that weed and give/share/throw it to anyone we want in the street... THEN, everything will be ok.400/zip for dank? high end dank here is 200-250 per, no matter what strain.. that said, I wouldn't by any means allow tobacco to get involved.. they have their own market. As president, as I'd detailed previously.. I would completely decriminalize it, but would not allow any big business to get involved at all. Let the people of the US develop their own market, standards, and ways of distributing to stores that may wish to carry it.. and let the people decide what they want to purchase.
It was a analogy you stupid twat.
I wondered why everyone hated this guy... After reading this post I now know why
I think the day that we are allowed to fill a train in Mexico with Marijuana, and send it to Texas, and someone at the border has a clip board, sees the weed and checks it off and says "You're good to go". THEN when we are allowed to take that weed and give/share/throw it to anyone we want in the street... THEN, everything will be ok.
1) I'm assuming you are talking about the FinShaggy's BeanSprouts thread... I have not visited that yet today and will not until I get home at like 4-6 tonight. (2) I don't pander, so FUCK YOUR VOTE.![]()