First thing you would do if three cops walked up to your door holding handcuffs

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Benassi

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GO!


Well considering I'm a p215 card holder I would pack as many bowls in as little time I could, chain smoke it while exhaling through my nose and inhaling a new hit never taking fresh air in between hits and gets suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper annihilated and open the door with wrists held out and a smile on my face. I don't have anything on me and don't do anything anymore to get anything on me so... whatever they want me for it's a lie from someone else so I would gladly await trial.


Reason for this thread being; I was taking a hit I heard a very soft police speaker telling someone to "stay in their car" and started thinking hahaha.
 
jamaicanbubbler420

jamaicanbubbler420

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lol well for most of us that it is illegal to grow and have marijuana

i wouldnt open the door hahaha and make sure my house is locked up tight ... if there getting in it is with a warrent
 
The Real Peter Parker

The Real Peter Parker

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Yes, secret passage is a must. I'm a Dale Gribble paranoid fuck. I guarantee you I'm gonna have a house deep in the woods way out in the boonies, with 12 foot fences and cameras all around, secret passages in and out... guard dogs, maybe even a guard rhinoceros.
 
Magnetar

Magnetar

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I would show them my cards and say "Diplomatic Immunity" LOL.
And "You do not have my permission to search."
 
jesus of Cannabis

jesus of Cannabis

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pump a shot into the breach and ask them if they have a warrant and they are trespassing and in violation of
MCL 332.26421, et seq. This person is allowed to grow and posses medical cannabis on premises.

If they want to see my grow they must have a signed warrant and by then I would have my lawyers on the phone or on their way to my place in person.

I would think the Mossberg would do the trick.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Dude, you may get a not guilty verdict, but there would still be a conviction on your record that every employer for the next 7 years is going to see.
 
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guitarabuser

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Call the fire station and report that the police station is on fire. And the Duncan Donuts. That should get rid of them.
 
jordisgarden

jordisgarden

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id bounce out the back door with all the dry material i could carry. and id run like a muthafucka......that would suck though, cause i dont know how much id be able carry holding a child in each arm.......wtf why the fuck do i have to live like a criminal just to grow and smoke some weed. fuckin bullshit
 
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