First Time Stories

bluntmassa1

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What about you? My first time I was 8 my brother traded a kid a pack of cigarettes for a couple roaches and got on the school bus high the first time. But then another time they got me high and told me it was laced with angel dust and I freaked out. Lol
 

ifwindicuh

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The first time I smoked dank my friend with mad hookups to top shelf bud brought me two grams of Cinderella 99 to smoke w him. I've got a very low tolerance considering the fact I only smoke about a gram a week. We smoked right over the creek behind our school and when we were done I looked over at the algae-filled, dirty ass creek, and saw it as the most beautiful thing i had ever laid eyes on. I started walking up the bike path and began to rub my thumbs against my palms and started having this extremely pleasurable sensation in my hands, almost like an orgasm, long story short, I was gone for the next 2 hours, high for the rest of the day, and still felt a buzz all of the next day, C99 is one hell of a strain.
 

AKDrifter

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First smoke for me I was in 8th grade, had a buddy who was a freshman in high school who brought over a little nug and some shake in a cigarette cellophane one day. We ended up dumping the tobacco out of a Marlboro light and loaded it up. That thing was about half packed with the filter still on it and we got blazed as shit.

First bong I ever smoked out of was made from a log cabin syrup bottle lol
 

Andrew2112

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First time getting stoned was on some import hash my friend had and we smoked a bunch of bowls and I kept asking "how long does it take to kick in, I don't feel anything". He told I would and then I realized it was a creeper and had crept up on me. Crazy munchies and lots of laughing ensued.
 

Dear ol" Thankful Grower!

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First time was 8th grade buddys of mine smoked an asked if i could join so they taught me how to hit a bong and we went to school where i had chocolate milk with cinnamon sticks it was just so good history class even seemed so interesting
 

ODanksta

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So my step dad would keep his stash in a briefcase with their sex toys :spew:

But I remember finding it, and somehow figuring out the combination. I was maybe 11 or 12. I had no fucking clue what to do with it. My stepdad would get it mailed from spain. It was damn good outdoor stuff..

But they had these roach pipes. They were glass tubes with a little hole to put roach in. Lol I remember I got a little nug wrapped a paper around it and stuck it in the pipe.. I seriously had no idea what I was doing. Well I took a couple of hit, then I blinked my eyes and instantly teleported to the back yard then I blinked again and was laying in the front yard in grass. I guess I fell asleep or something, well I ended up getting caught. My parents came from work and I was asleep in the grass and I didn't pick up the evidence from upstairs.. It was very strange..

I remember when I was a teenager I had many very hallucinogenic experiences with bud.

Even to this day if I eat to much edibles I'll trip balls. But not in a good way..
 

Biggchong

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Dabbed for the first time this weekend. It was kind of like " I don't know what I'm doing here" " I feel like a crackhead with a torch in my hand".
In the end I busted my nut too soon and didn't get the full experience. try again next weekend.
 

Unclebaldrick

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My brother and I had been hanging around with the Mike, little brother of a guy dating my sister. I would have been about 13. He had found about a sixteenth in his brother's guitar case and we gathered in their garage to smoke it. It was pretty old and dry but it did the trick.

But all of a sudden Mike got super paranoid and regretful about smoking in the garage. First he opened the garage door all the way to air the place out. Then he got real concerned about the fact that my brother had spit on the floor and his parents were going to smell it in the spit so he ran to get a hose. When he came back with the hose about 30 seconds later a police cruiser drove by. It didn't slow down or nothing but he totally freaked out from this point on. He closed the door and starts spraying down the garage floor making, in my opinion, a very suspicious scene. He was being a buzz-kill so we left him to it and got some hot dogs. I remember thinking that I liked it but that it might not be for everyone.
 

Unclebaldrick

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So my step dad would keep his stash in a briefcase with their sex toys :spew:

But I remember finding it, and somehow figuring out the combination. I was maybe 11 or 12. I had no fucking clue what to do with it. My stepdad would get it mailed from spain. It was damn good outdoor stuff..

But they had these roach pipes. They were glass tubes with a little hole to put roach in. Lol I remember I got a little nug wrapped a paper around it and stuck it in the pipe.. I seriously had no idea what I was doing. Well I took a couple of hit, then I blinked my eyes and instantly teleported to the back yard then I blinked again and was laying in the front yard in grass. I guess I fell asleep or something, well I ended up getting caught. My parents came from work and I was asleep in the grass and I didn't pick up the evidence from upstairs.. It was very strange..

I remember when I was a teenager I had many very hallucinogenic experiences with bud.

Even to this day if I eat to much edibles I'll trip balls. But not in a good way..
The sex toys were involved, weren't they?
 

torontoke

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My first time I was 17 and decided to finally see what I was missing out on.
So I bought a 1/4 of nl off a buddy
I already knew how to roll from helping my grandfather roll smokes.
I proceeded to roll the 1/4 into 6 or 7 nice fat doobies.
I smoke the first one and didn't feel anything so I smoked a second remembering that everyone said the first time u probably won't get high.
By the 4th doob of the hour I was searching the house for suntan oil because I was convinced that the lights in my bedroom were definitely hot enough to tan under.
Didn't get a tan but I slept well and bought my first pack of seeds that same weekend.

Can't believe it's been over 20years
 

haloman420

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I did not get high my first time. It was actually was a bad first time. A friend of mine moved for one summer. When he came back he told me these stories of toking up and hooking up with this chick in VA all summer. a couple of weeks went by and we were chillen at my parents place when my sister and her home boy rolled up. After she went inside Her friend said hey yall want to buy some herb. I looked at my buddy and said hell yeah. acting as if I knew whats up. lol.
We took the herb back to his moms place. We had to poke holes in a pepsi can for a pipe. We went into a shed behind his place. I took a big ole puff and coughed my brains out. as did my friend. Took a couple of more tokes with the same reaction. I didnt feel high. My lungs were on fire. Next thing I know buddys mom flung the door open shouting WTF are yall doin! I froze like a deer in headlights. my friend is just stuttering trying to say anything but all he could manage were something like ma, uh, na, he, we,um, er, ah, ee. LoL. She said well boys I been smoking since before yall were shitting green! I was Like holy hell I thought my life was done. The rest is history. LoL. RIP. Josh 2015. Knew him 18 years.
 

dgthumb

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First time I tried growing I made almost every mistake possible.
Coffee can
Dirt from the yard
100w Incandescent light
Foil for reflective material
Watered daily
 
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