Flirting with disaster.

THIS ^^^^^@guys: don't use ANY lines and make it so easy for us! LOL use your eyes…try it next time.

Ah yes, the Marty Feldman method.

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A drunk friend actually used this one and I was shocked.

Him - Wana fuck?
Her - No!
Him - Then why you bring your cunt?

Sounds a lot better in our own language though.
 
Well I met my current girl friend, at a drum jam. I think I was drunk, but she had a oil rig out taking dabs publicly. I was like damn that's crazy. So I approached her and told her I sell concentrates she bought a couple grams and she keep inviting me over, finally I gave in and now we are together.. She is beautiful, super cool and way smarter then me.. She puts me in check which I like, I can be quite a idiot at times and she calls me on bullshit...

@42nell20


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