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injinji

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lokie

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Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper


MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

 

Bareback

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Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper


MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

When asked for a statement, the brother replied “ shit happens “.
 

Sir Napsalot

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Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper


MAY 15--Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida.

"Allegedly removed his soiled diaper and threw it at his brother, striking him in the chest."

Eraserhead hair
 

injinji

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The other night down at the riverhouse I was listening to jazz and watching the 10 o'clock news with the sound down. A story came on the news, showing a male and female's mugshots, The headline said Chicken Fight Leads to Siblings Arrest. I thought they looked pretty young to be into cock fighting, (and I hadn't heard of a fight getting busted) but it is Florida, so you never know. Then they ran a banner across the bottom saying the fight was over unseasoned chicken. Oh. Makes perfect sense now.

Never mind. I googled it, and they were from SC. But if they ever move to Florida, they would fit in.

 
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