Food that taste better & food that taste worse when you're stoned Thread

[HopelessSinner]

better......
Ice cream
Watermelon
and that can of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles I just polished

worse.....
Beef jerky
Rice
Pop Rocks

 

[Zekedogg]

better=pussy

worse=assholes

 

[iblazethatkush]

Better=Ketchup...mmm...I don't why but ketchup tastes so much better high. I love getting cheeseburgers and french fries when I'm baked and drowning them in ketchup. So much better high.

 

[HopelessSinner]

 

[HopelessSinner]

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."





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[iblazethatkush]

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."





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OH shit! That made my night. It took me a second to get it bcuz i'm half-retarded, but that was the funniest shit i've heard in awhile.

 

[Micheal Kelso]

Gross!

Funny though

I think beer is only good when high, if I drink it without smoking first it always tastes shitty but if I burn one first it really goes good with the cotton mouth - especially a good stout.

 

[iblazethatkush]

Gross!

Funny though

I think beer is only good when high, if I drink it without smoking first it always tastes shitty but if I burn one first it really goes good with the cotton mouth - especially a good stout.

Yeah definitely, I can't drink without smoking.

 

[HopelessSinner]

nice call..... Murphys Stout

 

[rob the pot head]

damn that was funny

 

[SuperDaveJr712]

that joke was disgustingly hilarious.

Everything is better stoned, IMO.

 

[Mr.Pyrex]

cold pizza when im high, hate it when im sober tho

 

[thegtiguy]

Better High:
Cold pizza
Cold chicken wings
Cold chinese food
Cold pasta
and pretty much anything else cold...
Oh, and double cheeseburgers

Worse High:
Beer...can't stand it when I'm high, I love it sober though
Anything really spicy...I love spicy stuff, but when I'm high I feel like I can never get the burning sensation off my lips and out of my mouth

 

[SmokinMec]

I think beer is only good when high, if I drink it without smoking first it always tastes shitty but if I burn one first it really goes good with the cotton mouth - especially a good stout.

beer is always good

 

[Micheal Kelso]

In Homer Simpson voice " Mmmmm Beeeeer "

Yea don't get me wrong, I drink a beer without smoking quite frequently but the beer just seems to taste better when rocking the cotton mouth.

 

[SmokinMec]

true it does quench that thirst well, i think ill have to have one before work now

 

[asiankatie]

maybe it's just me. but I think everything tastes good when Im stoned.

 

[fat sam]

im just the opposite, beer makes me gag when im high, sober its fine

 

[Pretty in Pain]

better: Marshmallows

worse: coffee (which is weird b/c I usually love coffee.....hang on, I just remembered, the cafe' viennaa french vanilla, you know, the stuff in the little can? general foods international or sumthin, that stays good...anyhoo, I think I'll have some now.....)

 

[Ramen Shaman]

Better: damn near everything

Worse: cotton candy. One of my worst highs, I was at a carnival with a ton of friends and nearly $50 reserved for food. We wound up eating nearly one of everything: corndogs, hot dogs, hamburgers, fried dough, chinese food, and finished it with a caramel apple, a bag of cotton candy, and a gigantic liter bottle of water.

I nearly puked when I took a big handful of cotton candy. Too much sweet for my tastebuds to handle. I had to rinse my mouth with water to get rid of the taste. TOTAL buzzkill. Fortunately, we toked again later and went to a badass outdoor concert. All was good.