For anything that makes you LOL!

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'[/FONT]

Meaning of color and your Birthday


Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,
and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.


1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, look at the next post. (Don't cheat!)

Answers

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and a ggress ive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow -You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apri l-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great , but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6 This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8.. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

At least he has a sense of humor

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say F@#K YOU.

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court for every penny you've got.

I agree with you kodank. I was going to remind ganja girl of the thread she ripped this off of but I think its a good thing she not posting all this crap in that thread..

I did not rip off a thread a few people wanted pictures only and I agreed. This one is for people that don't mind reading to enjoy a joke.

andar said:

I agree with you kodank. I was going to remind ganja girl of the thread she ripped this off of but I think its a good thing she not posting all this crap in that thread..

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Simply beautiful. This woman from England makes horses from driftwood, just incredible.

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Drifting Amish Style

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Britian's Got Talent - Michael Jackson done right


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Too bad he was in the same year as Susan Boyle


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Kodank Moment said:

So I guess you are above posting in the pix that make you lol thread. So you made your own thread. Wow....


Shining example of why rollitup sucks now days. Thanks for contributing nothing and making yet another thread that's the same as another 700 page thread. It just sucks a lot more.

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I'm laughing my ass off, this thread is hilariously bad....

This is mythical and deep.
Truly beautiful...

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.


He replied, "She called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered,
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"It old Indian Name. It mean...


NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

Atheism – a non-prophet organization?



Is a nun a creature of habit?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswomen, “Where's the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

ganja girl said:

This is not a rip off of the other thread for funny pixs. It a thread for anything funny. The other thread was for pictures only and some did not want to read. So I started a slightly different thread.

Please post anything you want that has some humor to it. Yes, there will be jokes that you'll have to read to enjoy.

Have fun!

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the other thread was not just for pictures only. read the very first post it says post anything funny. but still im glad that i can actually see the funny stuff in that read without having to scroll past 5 pages of your not funny posts. you dont have to post every single dumb joke you find. wait till you find a good one and post them every now and then and people will like your thread more.

the other day i was rolling down 81 thru PA..about midway thru i saw a sign that said shamokin 31 miles and below that pottsville 15 miles..i nearly turned around to get a pic but traffic was bad so i didnt....it made me laugh out loud.

ganja girl said:

Another nice try at trolling. Snap? You must be a lil' black girl from Compton, Detroit or East St. Louis. LOL

You used snap! LOL You must be old too.

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Man, both of you are not that clever. It's like watching a couple 5th graders fight.... keep it up, it's so pathetic that it is funny as hell

Don't look at it PoDunk!