Pinworm
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I got carded the other day at the liquor store. That shit makes me feel awesome.
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DonAlejandroVega
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didn't think you were old enough to buy that bottle of Banana Ripple?
UncleBuck
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so frst it was 100k over 4 years, then it was 50k a year, now it's 60k a year?
it's the internet. no need to lie.
NLXSK1
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This coming from the guy who accused me of living in my parents basement for years...
Why are you mocking everyone who makes less than 13 bucks per hour for a living?? Especially since you are unemployed??
DonAlejandroVega
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ah......cheap wine and Adderil........breakfast of champions
Pinworm
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Are you even old enough to be an asshole?
Pinworm
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*ahem* Expired Orange Ritalin and PBR, but thanks.
DonAlejandroVega
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no more mad-dogging old ladies to get you your can of peach-flavored malt liquor
Pinworm
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I stopped drinking peach schnapps like 13 days ago, you irksome blatherskite.
UncleBuck
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i'm unemployed?
news to me. i'm not even looking for work, haven't in years. have more than i need.
DonAlejandroVega
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Trayvette
DonAlejandroVega
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Suburban Cowboy
*gulp*
Red1966
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I'm thinking "0"seriously?
do you know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars i've paid federal and state governments in my lifetime?
the fiscal crisis wasn't MY doing and i had a choice to make.
tough shit that someone has to pay it forward for me now.
UncleBuck
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her taxes fund the survivor benefits check you get from the social security office after your families' (both of them) "unfortunate" and early passing.
NLXSK1
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Has the aftertaste gone away yet??
Red1966
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She put $200 in his work boots 7 years ago. It's still there.
Pinworm
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You wish. I knew you were a schnapps drinker. All dickhard over my drinking posts. You're even bad at being a Drunk. Can't even support a drinking habit. Tiny wiener.
DonAlejandroVega
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*runs up from behind and flips Buck over railing*
NLXSK1
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I was wondering about that the other day... When your wife goes to her jr college or technical school for her classes what does she say you do for a living??? Does she tell her friends that you grow pot?? Maybe she says you are in the CIA??? LOL!!!
I love the acronym treadmill salesman because for all your activity you are going absolutely nowhere in life....
NLXSK1
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Quit drinking 8 years ago. Dont miss it...
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