Free catheter samples

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

Oct 9, 2014

• #1

http://www.coloplast.us/About-us/Coloplast_Samples/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Atcore - Search - CO - GEN - Continence - Desktop&utm_term=free catheter samples

Stick 'em in your wienerhole. They're free!

 

charface

Well-Known Member

Oct 9, 2014

• #2

I like the old more painful ones.
But free is pretty good too.
maybe rough them up with sandpaper.

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

Oct 9, 2014

• #3

whats it like to have something go in your pee hole?

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

Oct 9, 2014

• #4

Lube is cheating.

 

Pinworm

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Oct 9, 2014

• #5

ChingOwn said:

whats it like to have something go in your pee hole?

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I would imagine it's a lot like being anally penetrated but instead of the bhole, it's your wiener.

 

Magic Mike

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Oct 9, 2014

• #6

holy fuckin son of a bitch. shit god dam hell fuck

 

Pinworm

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Oct 9, 2014

• #7

Cock balls ass fuck?

 

Magic Mike

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Oct 9, 2014

• #8

sludge hammer to the scrotum vise grips to the balls

shit god dam hell fuck

 

charface

Well-Known Member

Oct 9, 2014

• #9

Some dudes gauge their pee hole.
also knew some ukranian dudes that woule make beads grom toothbrush handles and insert them under their dick skin while they were in the service.
google pearling penis.

 

Pinworm

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Oct 9, 2014

• #10

That totally doesn't sound painful. My wiener totally didn't just scream.

 

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giggles26

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Oct 9, 2014

• #11

Catheters suck fucking dick!

My dick hurts just thinking bout it....

 

Magic Mike

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Oct 9, 2014

• #12

shit you could hook 2 together and take turns peeing in each others bladders

 

giggles26

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Oct 9, 2014

• #13

Magic Mike said:

shit you could hook 2 together and take turns peeing in each others bladders

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Or you could make a loopy straw and pee in each other's butts....

 

Unclebaldrick

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Oct 11, 2014

• #14

Urgh. Kidney stones. I think I have blocked most of it out except for the fact that I was left with two long pieces if thread out my pee hole for about a week. These threads were connected to a stent that was um, inside me. Then I hadda go back and have a pretty nurse pull the threads outta my wiener. She was about a foot away when she started and about five feet away when the horrible coilly thing left my body. It is hard to write this. I am clenching.

But I have been a big fan of catheters ever since. I like the self lubing ones.

 

gR33nDav3l0l

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Oct 11, 2014

• #15

What a twist

 

ASMALLVOICE

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Oct 12, 2014

• #16

man, this is as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

 

bu$hleaguer

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Oct 12, 2014

• #17

Jesus Christ this shit is hard to read. Too early in the morning to read about shoving shit in your dick hole.

 

ClaytonBigsby

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Mar 19, 2016

• #18

are they still free?

 

BarnBuster

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Mar 19, 2016

• #19

ClaytonBigsby said:

are they still free?

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yes. slighly used, BUT you get a free mason jar of urine with it.

 

ClaytonBigsby

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Mar 19, 2016

• #20

BarnBuster said:

yes. slighly used, BUT you get a free mason jar of urine with it.

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clean urine?