Freestyle

C££

Member
I write freestyles when stoned, let whats on mind flow onto paper.

WHAT whos that chatting shit,
Gunna' do summet then do it,
fake as fuck and act like a mate,
guess inside your just full of hate,
WHAT you thought i didnt know,
well im a time bomb waiting to blow,
this fucker is in the same promotion,
and loves causing a comotion,
all you do is seek atention,
and being too loud did i mention,
that your acttually hated,
and behind your back you get slated,
not by me cos im no bitch,
but you do, i cud easily turn off your light switch,
K's horribly 2 faced,
and its left a bitter taste,
but i wont let it get to me,
cos he just a little jelous pussy,
and know that you know that i know,
im going to tell u wer to fucking go,
next time we meet dont act like a pal,
cos all i care u can float in a canal.
 

xami

Member
Whys it all so negative man?
I cant freestyle, so good job there but i think you should talk about something a bit happier? :)
 

oldmandroman

Active Member
i love to smoke,no i dont really smoke alot,
cause i get real high i mean i fell the sky,
in da cloud i fly,
i love to grow,
stealth so the cop dont no,
i jus freestlye
wont moe give me doe,man
or check out my grow
oldman grow fan


im out love you all gotta love it
 

SpeakerBoxx

Member
u can catch me in an all white crown vic
cruzin down the streetz with all red bone chick
smokin on that shyt that us boyz call kryp
easy to get but if u dont know wat u doin get ya ass sticked

When im at home i just shut off my fone so all yall can leave a man alone
take a hit and I rest my dome then i hit the ire zone
free to do watever just by my self or with whoever
ima smoke treez forever u no why? CUZ IT JUST MAKES ME CLEVER.


Just a sample for yall
 

Skryptz

Active Member
Its Skryptz i dont start it with a dollar sign,
Looked at the game an saw its time,
4 Plants in the closet, 5 years would be the time,
But fuck it, prices are to high for the bud im buyin,
Shiskaberry, Lemon Kush, Thick buds of Buddah Cheese,
Put me high as satelites, a bong or pipe is all i need,
I Can Rhyme an rhyme, its a grind of mine,
Ya Smokin Syanide, in the ciggs. u buy,
But i buy em to, Hope the police dont have a eye on you,
Shoot the chopper down when the mu fucka come flyin through,
Like im some kinda al-queida, laugh now an die later,
I Get stoned an leave home to wrestle live gators

haha i uno
 

Revolutionary~Toker

Active Member
meet the resistance freemasons keep your distance aks is what i carry mindset of a hardcore revolutionary rots crue we stay true smoke weed as i lead into the light i dont put up a fight i use my knowledge learned through the books fuhhk corporations and fuhhk college fuhhk life fuhhk u i do what i wanna do ak 47 thats right send a nigga to heaven pik up the munchies from seven eleven aliens hear wat im sayin and they know i aint playin me they know about me tho but i dont give a flying fuhhk yo hahahah
 
Another Freestyle thread..
Cool. Then this is just off the top of my head.

Enjoy as i deploy my words in an attempt to let everyone know who still has the craziest smoothest flow.
Alright then here we go.... Chilling on Riu sharing ideas and flossing my grow.
There's always haters and u know im gonna let um know.And when they get jazzy u know im gonna blow and enlighten them with some knowledge.
I didnt come here for kicks. I didnt come to get in licks or for the crazy grow stalking chix.
This is my life. As strife as it is u can miss me with the drama. Save all the shit for her.. If ur not carefull my future Baby momma.
Bitches, Snitches, 2 faces half steppers and cowards. These are words of power. So listen and allow them to glisten ur minds.. I pull cards like i pull up the shades from shady windows To let the sun shine in.
Im gonna win. Ill do it all day everyday and then ill do it all over again and again..
Until u understand and get the picture.
Guess i could stop here but i got more i could go and go.
But this aint no negative shit or any typical pot growing hater flow.
Thats all i got flowing in another RIU freestyle show.
Peace to the pimps. The grow chix. The crack heads and Hoes.
Im out i could go on and on no doubt but will post this up before i get sidetracked so once and for merry grow christmas and to all a good night.
From the land of pimps where all the freestyles flows are tight.
OUT
 

toastypimp

Active Member
8) -Tick-tock tick-tock I look down at my watch, I traded up my 84 caddy for a silenced 9 milli glock. Word to the wicked, I got yo ticket, and now its time to settle up like my stable cuz Im pimpin.

Now its up to the second flo takin the stairs knowin that this motherfuckuh gonna be scurred. You see 2 weeks prior it was his desire to snatch my stash of green de-la creme and run till he was tired. Little did he know my intent to let him go... the whole time, all-time.... runnin the show. "Knock knock" "Whos there?" and kick in the do'.... pop one in his kneecap and then I cleared my throat. "Where you goin motherfucker, have yaself a sit!" He replied "God Damn you shot my kneecap, SHIT!" It was just about over till over my shoulder I peeped an Asian hooker who was high on coca cola. I grabbed the ho by the wrist and we were on our way, befo I left I told the weed thief :-x "Have a rice day!"

You see nobody saw me so when she come up missin, her sweet suga daddy gonna pay that crook a little visit.

With me, you see its a win win situation. Im gonna lay low with suki suki and take a little vacation. When I get back to work this game called pimpin, the thief'll be 187'd and sugar daddy's jail sittin'.

You see fo a g like me, thats just how it goes. Keep makin that green and pimpin deez ho's. :blsmoke:
 

Charfizcool

Well-Known Member
Some of the dudes in here have no flow
Mind so slow
Why ya'll trippen like ya ain't know?
I have no bud and I feel like I'm losing my mind
I'm lost on the evolutionary road of time
gotta hit that lick
gotta stick that trick
gotta flip that vick
and I gotsta get my dick licked
At this point I can't tell right from wrong
But fuck it I'mma keep hittin this bong*
Hit that shit once and I feel it comin on
What the hell...the whole bowls gone
...................................................
Awww shit now I'm blown
Feelin pretty hard like a starbucks scone
Thats what I get for takin dank to the dome
All you kiddies leave your babbage bullshit at home
I like to get fucked up every single day
But it can't be healthy livin life this way
Fuck it though cause tomorrows never certain
I could die online while ferociously jerkin

*lets pretend I got a sack half way through this...
 

kmoneyc

Member
I put the roach out, that shit is done without a doubt, i smoke it back my lungs collapse, i take the blunt from the left my boy says he thinks he def, Tyrell takes the biggest pull fuck Willy's eyes red like a bull reminisin about the past you didnt pitch, u hit it last. the blunt is finished but soon will be diminished. Nas bumpin quiet yea i cant wait to try freshly rolled phillie of that sweet milli illi
5gram chop start rollin n dont stop, we headed to the TOP!
 

Skryptz

Active Member
Ya mr. think u know it all ers, better grow a little taller, i mack ya girl an wont call her, but best believe she gonna holla, and no im not a baller, just smooth as a cool breeeze, gimme some fresh air niks cuz ya know what ya shoes mean, my flows untempoed, cuz im the Kimbo, street battle the toughest and bounce on ya quicker then a 6-4, Its my time, big as optimus prime, and you could call me tony hawk how i stay on top of this grind!

ehhh thanks for the rep. whoever!
 

sambob

Active Member
I Neva Tried It And Im Mashed Out my Skull HaHa Here Goses!!

Heres a little story about a little shorty
1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4, i pull up at ya door, 10 niggaz goin ror ur on the floor,
i cut ya jaw, cut ya stash leave in a blast
get bk and smoke ur stash, then go pull sum gash next day her fanny looked rashed, at the time it looked gash,

then i go in a blast

u hear my car ppl are like nor,
were like row, pow anothere nigga dwn
nick his bird got bk da dirty bitch was on crack i cracked her arse crack slap slap slap,


howz dis my first attempt ppl lmafo:joint:
 
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