From Seed to Flower in less than a day

After many hours of anxiety over my plants, hoping to speed the process along so I can just get to the harvesting part, I've finally developed a fool-proof plan to harvest a marijuana seed in under a day.


It would take a little bit of do-it-yourself knowledge and maybe a complete mastery of theoretical physics, but it would work.

Einstein's theory of special relativity proves that velocity is related to the passing of time. The faster you move, the slower time moves for you. So all we have to do is build a spaceship (or airplane for you earthbound folk) that moves at a speed close to that of the speed of light.

Plant your seed, jump in your air/spacecraft, and zoom around for a few seconds. Since time is traveling SLOWER for you than it is the plants, what seems liked seconds for you in your plane was actually 3 months for your little White Widow sprouts.

mmm...interesting.
ill give ut a go, ill be sure to get back with my results

ive done it, got spider spacemites and died

ive tryed it too. even though i wasnt there i somehow still over watered.

Goddamned star trek federation busted my shit. Guess the old phrase is true -- loose lips sink ships.


-AR

After many hours of anxiety over my plants, hoping to speed the process along so I can just get to the harvesting part, I've finally developed a fool-proof plan to harvest a marijuana seed in under a day.


It would take a little bit of do-it-yourself knowledge and maybe a complete mastery of theoretical physics, but it would work.

Einstein's theory of special relativity proves that velocity is related to the passing of time. The faster you move, the slower time moves for you. So all we have to do is build a spaceship (or airplane for you earthbound folk) that moves at a speed close to that of the speed of light.

Plant your seed, jump in your air/spacecraft, and zoom around for a few seconds. Since time is traveling SLOWER for you than it is the plants, what seems liked seconds for you in your plane was actually 3 months for your little White Widow sprouts.


That is awesome, your way of thinking is just incredible and need more people like this in the WOORLD! is just just a thing words canot explain

I tried it fucking space hamsters were nibblen on my god damn grow light coords! what the fuck man! what the fuck! xD

Same... need to wait for next traveling to moon to get my harvest!

Haha good job, you're right. If you had that much energy to propel you to close the speed of light, months would be moments to you.

Anyone else want a space ship shaped like an intricate bong?

Well guys I think I've got it. I'll be trying out this plan during the week, so you'll be hearing from me in a few months (just a few seconds for me)

if anybody traveling to outerspace, i want to know if i can catch a ride...i have a few plants on mars that i need to water....please and thank you...

be careful, as you approach the speed of light, your mass will aproach infinity.
it could cause your cells to destructificate all at once. your flesh will be like jelly on your bones.
your brain will be destroyed.
you would be a mess.