fuck doritos

2paranoid · Jan 30, 2015

why are the new flavored ones so fucking big. I can't fit all that shit in my mouth! are they marketing these things towards snakes with detachable jaws? I can't get fucking crumbs all over me on my lunch break motherfuckers a chip isn't supposed to be 3 bites per.

fuck off doritos

Blue Wizard · Jan 30, 2015

sunni · Jan 30, 2015

ketchup dortios !!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Wizard · Jan 30, 2015

We used to cut open a bag and fill it with the nacho cheese they sell at the gas station, they're great when they get all soggy with cheese.

Hot Cheetos are badass like that too.

Diabolical666 · Jan 30, 2015

Garden Boss · Jan 30, 2015

Skuxx · Jan 30, 2015

They're for bbc training

Blue Wizard · Jan 30, 2015

Diabolical666 · Jan 30, 2015

Go Bolder!! gahahaha

Jimmyjonestoo · Jan 30, 2015

sunni said:
ketchup dortios !!!!!!!!!!!

Ketchup???? Idk how I feel about that one. Never seen em.

sunni · Jan 30, 2015

Jimmyjonestoo said:
Ketchup???? Idk how I feel about that one. Never seen em.

prob a canadian thing

LetsGetCritical · Jan 30, 2015

There was a member here by the name of doritos once

vro · Jan 30, 2015

every time i eat these i get the worst headache these things are so sketch if you ever leave one on a piece of paper and come back the next day it soaks up all this grease from it these chips are so fucking sketch stay away from these at all costs who knows what the fuck they put and make these things from food is supposed to grow out of the ground not come in bags you have to pay with using money at a store wtf food is fucking free and they charge money for this shit fuck society i want to be free

tyler.durden · Jan 30, 2015

Blue Wizard said:

Isn't it obvious? It's Nutty Crunch!

Jimmyjonestoo · Jan 30, 2015

sunni said:
View attachment 3342496 prob a canadian thing

Gotta be. While I don't think I'd like em I'm still curious to try one.

Blue Wizard · Jan 31, 2015

Pinworm · Jan 31, 2015

Blue Wizard said:

Protip: Cool Ranch (crushed and mashed) + 1 box Mac and Cheese + Ketchup, stirred thoroughly. Serve ice cold (for breakfast/brunch with your favorite malt liquor)

overgrowem · Jan 31, 2015

sunni said:
View attachment 3342496 prob a canadian thing

Lasted about a month on the shelf in my southern town.

Blue Wizard · Jan 31, 2015

Pinworm said:
Protip: Cool Ranch (crushed and mashed) + 1 box Mac and Cheese + Ketchup, stirred thoroughly. Serve ice cold (for breakfast/brunch with your favorite malt liquor)

Probably go for sriracha sauce instead of the ketchup on mine though.

dux · Jan 31, 2015

Wouldn't they be gravy flavor ?

fuck doritos

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