Fuck People Who Don't Tip!

mazook98 said:

It IS a fuck you...and you sound like the ignorant kind of mfer that I hate to come into my restaurant.....We DON'T get paid by our boss....I get 2.13 an hour like every other server, and my paychecks are for zero dollars like every other server's.....after taxes....Tips are the only way we make money...in fact, I have to pay the restaurant about 4.50 for every 100 bucks YOU spend, so if you think that I like to PAY to wait on you and put up with your bullshit for nothing, you're a fucking moron...Karma IS a motherfucker.....

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And you know he's the type of guy who runs his server ragged.

Biggravy22 said:

I remember my mother gave a woman a .98 cent tip once. She was a horrible waitress though. If you suck...you aren't getting shit. If you're good and attentive you'll be rewarded. Gratuity isn't something you're entitled to. You have to earn that shit. That's what it's called gratuity.

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I was at the Cheesecake Factory on a double date.

We had the worst waitress. She fucked everything up so bad that we thought that we were on hidden camera. On top of that she was rude and argued with one of the girls (big mistake).

So girls are furious and we pay with EXACT change for the bill and the girls dug through their purses for pennies. They made a sad face out of the pennies. One for each eye and a frown out of 5 pennies. We left and the waitress came running out of the restaurant after us screaming "you motherfuckers!" We just laughed at her.

I agree big time.I always tip good in the place I frequent most which is usually dive Mexican restaurants.I tip five always and the bill is around 11.00 bucks.They all remember me and treat me really good.I moved once and the restaurant had my wife and I pose with the entire staff for a picture then the food was on the house.The weird thing,It is more times then not the person complaining the most and wanting their dish changed a million different ways that you are bending over backwards for is the one that does not tip good or at all.A lot of those people go in knowing they are going to be that way and feel better about them selves doing so.Most times it is a fat chick for some reason.

tnrtinr said:

I was at the Cheesecake Factory on a double date.

We had the worst waitress. She fucked everything up so bad that we thought that we were on hidden camera. On top of that she was rude and argued with one of the girls (big mistake).

So girls are furious and we pay with EXACT change for the bill and the girls dug through their purses for pennies. They made a sad face out of the pennies. One for each eye and a frown out of 5 pennies. We left and the waitress came running out of the restaurant after us screaming "you motherfuckers!" We just laughed at her.

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Lol. I mean...what did she expect? Did she think she could dick you around and still be rewarded for it. I swear the nerve of some people.

Dylan360 said:

its not really a "fuck you" your already getting paid by your boss. your not a charity so why would i give a waiter money for doing his job when random people dont give me money for doing mine

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When you work a tip job the boss is aloud to pay you like 3.00 an hour.Your either young or from Texas.

I dont tip unless I get some good service if its shotty I will leave pennies.If its good i hook it up.Last time i gave the tip to another waitresss cause ours sucked.The other girl was nice as fuck she filled my drink brought my food so I tipped her and gave the other girl pennies

JimmyPot said:

When you work a tip job the boss is aloud to pay you like 3.00 an hour.Your either young or from Texas.

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Then be nice, get the order right, and keep my drink full. It's not rocket science.

Antny420 said:

I dont tip unless I get some good service if its shotty I will leave pennies.If its good i hook it up.Last time i gave the tip to another waitresss cause ours sucked.The other girl was nice as fuck she filled my drink brought my food so I tipped her and gave the other girl pennies

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Lol...It's like the 2x10 waitress relay.

i always tip even it people suck at their job its just common courtesy. you just need to put your self in peoples shoes. don't mess with people food, rent, or weed money.

Simple .. If u can not tip atleast 15%of ur total bill stay your broke ass home

IT IS a slap in the face ..and you know these ppll only make 3.43 or so and hr and u still proceed to do this? .. ppl shud be ashamed ... that is ridiculos .. og to mcdonalds or buger king if u can not tip ... fukin BUMMS ... seriously

I used to deliver pizzas. People would have the nerve to make me stand at there door for 10 minutes while they "Find there wallet" come out and pay for $50 worth of pizza with nickles and dimes, with exact change (And I was a damn good pizza guy) then one guy had the nerve to ask me for a cig after he stiffed me. He says "You smoke ports?" (Sounded more like he said potes) Fuckin jerk.

I kept people's reciepts and sometimes if I happened to be going through that area when I wasn't at work I would throw eggs or something at there house (I was young)

Most people were great though. It was rare that I got less then a $7 tip.

ya when i order pizza it is ually from like 15 bucks or so and i just give em like a 20, but I have never had them stand outside .. fuk that ... time is money!! lol ...

well there was this one time it did take me like 10min to find my wallet b/c my g/f ordered the pizza and she didnt tell me about it haha .. but i let him in as soon as he was here and we talked and i gave a pop and .. well .. it was cool .. he was a really cool guy!

skunkman98536 said:

ya when i order pizza it is ually from like 15 bucks or so and i just give em like a 20, but I have never had them stand outside .. fuk that ... time is money!! lol ...

well there was this one time it did take me like 10min to find my wallet b/c my g/f ordered the pizza and she didnt tell me about it haha .. but i let him in as soon as he was here and we talked and i gave a pop and .. well .. it was cool .. he was a really cool guy!

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Ha/ha! You gave him a POP. Not a soda? It's funny how we have different words in different regions of the country to mean the same thing.

I guess in Texas, they call it a Coke, even if it's Pepsi or Mountain Dew or something.

Used to be a service porter for a cadillac gmc dealer and sometimes we would help out the mexican guys washin cars when it got busy in the back. Help wash and drive cars back up front. Well those fuckin guys made $5 an hour and work from 6 in the morning to 6 at night... if anyone deserved tips it was them and we always walked back to give em their tips. Our wash was complimentary and wealthy cadillac owners abused it to hell. Expecting white glove treatment on a complimentary wash... so when they didn't tip it was fine but when they expected white glove and didnt tip and then complained? Fuck you.

I put the most glossy, oily, smearing, sudsy liquid in your windshield fluid. Put a tiny rock in your tire's air nozzle and make a slow leak... One technician did this once to one very douchey customer. Rewire the the horns power to the brake lights power so the horn goes off everytime you hit the breaks. I've never seen an old man so angry in my life.

Turned out the tech and the guy knew eachother lol. Still hilarious hearing a fucking horn blaring everytime he stops.


No more tippable service job for me now thank god.

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CSI Stickyicky said:

A lot of people make their living on tips, and when people don't tip, its a serious "Fuck You" ..... And it may come back to you!

Do you think we don't remember you?

Anyone who earns tips for a living feel free to post what you do to non tippers.
Anyone who doesn't tip: take notice!

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i don't think pizza delivery boys need tips. they get payed by the bisnes that they work for. tips are for that little extra that you give the costumer. if you expect tips you need a new job. times are tuff. younger people don't tip like older people.myself i hate it when i get asked for a tip when someone is just doing the job they were hired for.oi worked for room & board 1 summer. made a killing on tips was at a tourist camp. never expected any tips. just did my job lots of the time i got no tips.i even had to dump fish guts those stink in the middle of summer

tnrtinr said:

Then be nice, get the order right, and keep my drink full. It's not rocket science.

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You never had a bad day at work.Waiting is hard and you have to deal with a lot of annoying people.It is one of the only jobs where a asshole can decide your pay.I have seen a lot of pretty girls get bad tips because they didn't flirt with ugly guys or didn't bend over backwards to keep some fat A hole drink filled.I bet your one of the jerks.Are you a rocket scientist then.

All of you people saying pizza guys or anyone else don't deserve tips make your own fucking food and stay the fuck home you petty bitches.

lopezri said:

Ha/ha! You gave him a POP. Not a soda? It's funny how we have different words in different regions of the country to mean the same thing.

I guess in Texas, they call it a Coke, even if it's Pepsi or Mountain Dew or something.

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I use to live in Texas and only some say coke for everything.The old timers say soda water.Yall is the word everyone uses in Texas.

My mom is the worlds worst about tipping...if its young pretty girls you want get hardly shit...she always gives more to men ..still she is a cheap scape.always drinks water and alot of time orders one meal for her and dad...and they have plenty of money