fuck stories( you girls can join in too)
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We1
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okay so I was really drunk......Fat chicks need love too, though!
Anyways I slightly remember her jacking me off, and me fingering her. A little bit of strangling action as well, but at least I didn't put my penis in it because supposively I was walking around naked and falling everywhere.
Anyways I slightly remember her jacking me off, and me fingering her. A little bit of strangling action as well, but at least I didn't put my penis in it because supposively I was walking around naked and falling everywhere.
bongspit
New Member
that's funny....
bongspit
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boy or girl...??
bongspit
New Member
I always looked at a breakup as new adventure, like getting a new car...15 years is a long time though...
Wh00p
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ROFL @ the period story..Dont worry man it happens to all of us..
A couple of years ago my dad and i had just finished rebuilding a 1971 Cuda, it was purple nurple..(auuugghh) and of course the first thing my Dad does to like celebrate is breaks out a box of condoms and just starts putting them all over the place..under the seats..etc(still finding some today!) and his exact words go as: "Son your 17 years old,You are a fine lookin man, Dont make the same mistake as me.." (so at that point im thinkin, IM A MISTAKE?? but thats a different story..) so those condoms proved there use after all. i was taking a Fine lookin senior chick back to her house,and She tells me to pull over to this Country area in NC..so as were getting into it, she says "Do you have a condom?" so i give you the "what do you mean do i have a condom.?" look acting Dank as fuck, i pull one out of the cassette player.. Its cramped as fuck in my car, so we fucked on the hood(pulled out a blanket cause it was a little over heated)
God i love the country..
A couple of years ago my dad and i had just finished rebuilding a 1971 Cuda, it was purple nurple..(auuugghh) and of course the first thing my Dad does to like celebrate is breaks out a box of condoms and just starts putting them all over the place..under the seats..etc(still finding some today!) and his exact words go as: "Son your 17 years old,You are a fine lookin man, Dont make the same mistake as me.." (so at that point im thinkin, IM A MISTAKE?? but thats a different story..) so those condoms proved there use after all. i was taking a Fine lookin senior chick back to her house,and She tells me to pull over to this Country area in NC..so as were getting into it, she says "Do you have a condom?" so i give you the "what do you mean do i have a condom.?" look acting Dank as fuck, i pull one out of the cassette player.. Its cramped as fuck in my car, so we fucked on the hood(pulled out a blanket cause it was a little over heated)
God i love the country..
nsfw
Active Member
I think it was blood from the hymen busting
Pizip
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Here we go.... This one's a wee sick
When I was 16 my girl and I decided to lose our virginity together, and the night we planned my parents were supposed to be out of town (foreshadowing
. Well we took a minute break and she asked me to go back down on her to get her ready to go again. So being a gentleman i did and after a bit of that i hear the door close shut and my mom calls out to me and I jump up and put my clothes on fast. My girl asked to stay in the room and i went out alone.
My mom immediately asked me who was in my room and i said my girlfriend. She asked me if we were fooling around and of course i said no. So after a minute of interrogation she leads me to the bathroom mirror so i can see my face...
All around my mouth is covered in blood from going back down on her... I thought something tasted different
Dont you know to wipe your mouth before speaking to someone?
hahahha
mastakoosh
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speaking of period stories. i once did an 8-ball one night. as it got later we retired to the bedroom and we started to make love. i went down on her to finish off the session. i kept thinking something tasted a little different. after we got done i went in the bathroom and turned on the light, and to my horror half my face was covered in blood. i walked back in the room and screamed "you dirty fuckin bitch, gonna let me eat you out while your on the rag and not tell me." man was i pissed and disgusted cuz i would never do that intentionally in my life. turns out due to the blow my nose started to bleed while i was down there and i didn't know lol. so my blood ran down there and i tongued and swirled it all around and then lapped it up for quite a while lol.gross
I was drinking pretty heavy during that period of my life. 
kochab
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one time me and my old lady of the time were fucking in her room....when done i took off the rubber and set it down in the floor so i could go clean up you know?
anyways we both clean up and go in the living room to hang out with the rest of her family.....
and her sisters dog follows us into the living room with something in its mouth. her older sister bent over and said "whats ozzy have in his mouth?"......pulls the forgotten about condom out of the dogs mouth and holds it up in the air for everyone to see.
she then said "ewww is that a condom? has it been used, its empty"
the condom was not empty when we put it on the floor.........
yeah, her parents didnt care we were fucking, they didnt want it sitting right in their face though.
anyways we both clean up and go in the living room to hang out with the rest of her family.....
and her sisters dog follows us into the living room with something in its mouth. her older sister bent over and said "whats ozzy have in his mouth?"......pulls the forgotten about condom out of the dogs mouth and holds it up in the air for everyone to see.
she then said "ewww is that a condom? has it been used, its empty"
the condom was not empty when we put it on the floor.........
yeah, her parents didnt care we were fucking, they didnt want it sitting right in their face though.
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Ew, as if she wouldn't tell you that first, lol. So I guess there were no red wings then eh? lol 
StaySafe420
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Exactly! Ugh period blood woulda been way worseI think it was blood from the hymen busting
And no pizip not when you're a 16yr old boy and your mom just busts in the house while you are losing your virginity... not that a quick wipe woulda got off all that blood anyways
Rocky Mountain High
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so stay safe and masta have officially earned their 'red wings' woo hoo, you nasty fuckers!
I got one for ya.
So I'm right outta high school and my girl is a senior. We screw in her parents basement all the time so no biggie. Well it's a tri level house and we decide to be adventurous and do it in the living room, right down the steps from the parents bedroom.
Well we are really into it and I suddenly get this shitty feeling in my gut.
Low and behold I look over my shoulder and her MOTHER is standing at the bottom of stairs.............in fucking silence in the dark!!?? WTF?
I roll off and then her mother pipes up with 'what are you guys doing?' as if she didn't already have a pretty good fuckin idea!!
The crazy thing is, I will never know how long she stood there watching me fuck the shit outta her daughter!! Maybe she wasn't getting any from hubby and took the opportunity for a live porno? Sick bitch musta forgot it was her daughter!!
Is that shit incestual or what?
I got one for ya.
So I'm right outta high school and my girl is a senior. We screw in her parents basement all the time so no biggie. Well it's a tri level house and we decide to be adventurous and do it in the living room, right down the steps from the parents bedroom.
Well we are really into it and I suddenly get this shitty feeling in my gut.
Low and behold I look over my shoulder and her MOTHER is standing at the bottom of stairs.............in fucking silence in the dark!!?? WTF?
I roll off and then her mother pipes up with 'what are you guys doing?' as if she didn't already have a pretty good fuckin idea!!
The crazy thing is, I will never know how long she stood there watching me fuck the shit outta her daughter!! Maybe she wasn't getting any from hubby and took the opportunity for a live porno? Sick bitch musta forgot it was her daughter!!
Is that shit incestual or what?