Fuck

What the fuck!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the English language today, is the word FUCK.
Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, FUCK is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.
FUCK as most words in the english language,
is derived from German,
the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike.
In English, FUCK falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance.
John FUCK-ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb, Shirley FUCKS.
It's meaning's not always sexual;
it can be used as an adjective, such as
John's doing all the FUCK-ing work.
As part of an adverb,
Shirley talks too FUCK-ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective,
Shirley is FUCK-ing beautiful.
As a noun, I don't give a FUCK.
As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely,
or in-FUCKING-credible.
And, as almost every word in the sentence,
FUCK the FUCK-ing FUCK-ers.

As you must realize,
there aren't too many words
with the versatility of FUCK.
As in these examples describing situations
such as fraud,
I got FUCK-ed at the used car lot.
Dismay, Aw FUCK it.
Trouble, I guess I'm really FUCK-ed now.
Agression, Don't FUCK with me buddy.
Difficulty, I don't understand this FUCK-ing question.
Inquiry, Who the FUCK was that?
Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the FUCK is going on here.
Incompetence, He's a FUCK-off.
Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-FUCK yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi purpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly!
FUCK you!

George Carlin, Grand Master of the "F word" R.I.P.

Fuck. What a good thread!

fucking exellent.
but fuck it for now as i am going to hit my fucking head against the fucking pillow.
fuck i am stoned.
fuck i am tired.
fuck where is my bedroom again ?????.
fucking found it and my fucking pillow.
fuck it i am fucking out for now.

LUDA FUCKED.

fuck know it all's...az

Well Fuck me, what a lot of Fucks! Quite Fucking stoned myself. Oh well away to Fuck the bird, no not the Fucking Budgie either. Pmsl

Fuck...I got it
Fuck thinking
Fuck...just DO IT
yessssiiiirrrr

Fuck paying government road works to stand around a hold a sign (turning it from STOP TO SLOW) while 3-4 other workers just stand around an smoke cigarettes, chuckling amongst eachother..

Fuck anyone who thinks marijuana should be classified w/ or above drugs like cocaine, heroin, meth, acid, etc...

Fuck employment agencies possibly beginning to refuse unemployment to someone who fails a drug test due to testing positive for marijuana..

Fuck telling people that you grow your own stash..

Fuck smoking ur own stash w/ anyone..

Fuck in' hope it becoms legal...

I'm high btw.. 'n drunk i guess.. yeah...

Fuck it all!!!!

Fuck the,,,,Fuck the,,,,Fuck the,,,HoLE on,,,,,Fuck I can't see my brand new garage roof,,,too dark now,,,and Fuck fdd,,,,I'm coming down to Cali again in Feb-March,,,see ya soon,,,thats all I have for Fuck Sakes,,,,guess I just lead to stress free a lifestyle to have too many Fuck's in it,,,but that could be a good thing,,,,so Fuck!!

FUCK ITZA

FUCK MGD 64

FUCK 30s

FUCK Gas Prices

Fuck the LA city attorney's office
Fuck the LA city attorney that doesn't have the balls to show up to a meeting to spread his own disinformation
Fuck the Long Beach City attorney. Just because you fucked up doesn't mean you need to drag Los Angeles into your funeral.
Fuck the patients that want access, "just not in my neighborhood."
Fuck cultivators that use pesticides
Fuck the laws that protect everyone except the gardeners

fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
fingerbang an orangutan,
haveing fun at the zoo

FUCK NANCY GRACE! The most annoying bitch on TV.

Fuck you
Fuck off
Fuckin' A
What the FUCK?!?
Just plain ol fuck.
Fornication Under Command of the King =D

Fuck pink
Fuck haters
Fuck drama seeking idiots
Fuck naggy fuckin people!
Fuck a lot of other shit too!.. heh heh heh

FUCK I"M STONED!

Smoker Toker

I would fuck pink in a second.

FUCK The What!
FUCK NANCY GRACE lol for real fuck that bitch

Fuck Cory from Vermont.

Fuck waiting for work
fuck cigs
fuck police

fuck curing weed.....
Im fuckin ready to smoke this shit!
But everybody fuckin knows you got to cure that shit ....
cause its not psychoactive yet.... and it will smell better....
Fuck That!!Im ready to smoke!!!