Fuck

Fuck the common cold

Fuck sore throats

Fuck not being able to find a lighter and once found, it doesn't light..


Fuck off.
 
Fuck!!!

My dog has to go for a walk, it's 40 degrees outside, and my jacket is in the car, with my gf, at school.....

2 choices, freeze my ass off walking the dog, or let the dog piss inside.... Fuuuuck......
 
fuck this fuckin thread

i want to fuck the guy who started the thread, and im a fucking dude.

wait,fuck i didnt fuckn sat that did i?
 
Fuck IED's

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FUCK running out of gas on the side of the highway when the gauge didn't beep low fuel. Fuck E85 as that is what I was running and it runs out before the gauge goes low fuel. On real gas, I have 20 miles after low fuel. Fuck waiting over an hour for a AAA tow truck to bring fuel. Fuck, then I needed a jump start since I sat for so long.
FUCK a few hours later the wife calls while picking up the kids from wrestling. FUCK her transmission seems to be fucked. Fuck I have to pull the van home tomorrow and then to our mechanic.
FUCK this is not going to be cheap and we need two vehicles. Fuck I work, she works, and she is the kids shuttle.
FUCK FUCK FUCK it has been a fucked up day!...WTF is stopping my desk drawer from shutting? Oh, my bong.
FUCK THIS, now if I can only find my lighter...It has been a fuck of a day!
 
Fuck yeah, went to do my taxes today, ended up saving my mom 500 dollars on her buy in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats an awesome fuckin' feeling
Fuck yalls problems, fuck em.
Fuck system of a down for not coming to the states for their new back together tour, WHAT THE FUCK.
 
FUCK running out of gas on the side of the highway when the gauge didn't beep low fuel. Fuck E85 as that is what I was running and it runs out before the gauge goes low fuel. On real gas, I have 20 miles after low fuel. Fuck waiting over an hour for a AAA tow truck to bring fuel. Fuck, then I needed a jump start since I sat for so long.
FUCK a few hours later the wife calls while picking up the kids from wrestling. FUCK her transmission seems to be fucked. Fuck I have to pull the van home tomorrow and then to our mechanic.
FUCK this is not going to be cheap and we need two vehicles. Fuck I work, she works, and she is the kids shuttle.
FUCK FUCK FUCK it has been a fucked up day!...WTF is stopping my desk drawer from shutting? Oh, my bong.
FUCK THIS, now if I can only find my lighter...It has been a fuck of a day!

lol fuck that sucks getting stuck on the highway.

And fuck the assholes who beep when they drive by you broke down on the parkway on the way to the shore.
 
Fuck the powers that be,
Fuck spider mites,
Fuck the kids,
and as little Wayne would say... FUCK THA WORLD!
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