Fuckin Busted at Work..

Flaming Pie

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Where did I say I stored my weed in bags? I hope the weed your smoking is better than your assumption skills.
You said it several times, dumbass.

So my patient was coming to my house to pick up his AK47.. I put 2oz on the shelf above my coat rack about an hour before work..

On my way to work I smelled the shit but thought I had a little on my hands.. So I got to work, washed my hands and took my coat off and hung it up. Went out back and came back in and the woman who works here was in the middle of telling another guy about the smell and they went all hush when they seen me..

I walked over by my coat and holy fuck it was reeking.. Stinking up the whole place.. I might as well have taken a whole handful of buds and crushed them and rolled them all over my coat. Seriously the damn thing didnt come in contact with any meds at all, just hanging there by the bag for an hour.

I sprayed it with lysol an hour ago and it is still fucking stinking lol..
I've had some stinky weed but this shit is BAD.. How can a bag make clothes sitting 3 feet away smell like the bag? I might as well just stuffed the shit in my pockets and brought it in to work. I'd go as far as betting she searched through my pockets looking for it lol.

I got home last night 9 hours later and the damn room still smelled..
 

thump easy

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So my patient was coming to my house to pick up his AK47.. I put 2oz on the shelf above my coat rack about an hour before work..

On my way to work I smelled the shit but thought I had a little on my hands.. So I got to work, washed my hands and took my coat off and hung it up. Went out back and came back in and the woman who works here was in the middle of telling another guy about the smell and they went all hush when they seen me..

I walked over by my coat and holy fuck it was reeking.. Stinking up the whole place.. I might as well have taken a whole handful of buds and crushed them and rolled them all over my coat. Seriously the damn thing didnt come in contact with any meds at all, just hanging there by the bag for an hour.

I sprayed it with lysol an hour ago and it is still fucking stinking lol..
My chicks a manage at a store in the mall, the district manager came in to the store and the hole back break room stunk like ogee, she didnt have a dam thing on her but the house penitrates your close, the manager sead that if someone was smokeing pot in the break room??? she sead that it might be coming from the vents and quick to change the conversation.. my budies child smelled so bad that the school called because she smelled like pot penitrated he works at a dispensary and blamed it on the close being wased together.. my car reeks of weed i dont even smoke pot like that its a once in a while bed time thing... and the petco person sead ass i open my car DAMMMMM!!! ITS HEAVELY SMELL i told him i FARTED HE LAUGHED I BROKE HIM OFF A LIL NUG AND SEAD SHHHH!!!!! be carefull its crazzy i cant smell it anymore im amune to the smell..
 

berad4guvna

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My chicks a manage at a store in the mall, the district manager came in to the store and the hole back break room stunk like ogee, she didnt have a dam thing on her but the house penitrates your close, the manager sead that if someone was smokeing pot in the break room??? she sead that it might be coming from the vents and quick to change the conversation.. my budies child smelled so bad that the school called because she smelled like pot penitrated he works at a dispensary and blamed it on the close being wased together.. my car reeks of weed i dont even smoke pot like that its a once in a while bed time thing... and the petco person sead ass i open my car DAMMMMM!!! ITS HEAVELY SMELL i told him i FARTED HE LAUGHED I BROKE HIM OFF A LIL NUG AND SEAD SHHHH!!!!! be carefull its crazzy i cant smell it anymore im amune to the smell..
HAAHHaaaaaa. Both stories are great! ^^^^
 

Corso312

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Speaking of jars...stumpjumper I just bought the last 2 I saw @ Walmart for 9.99 each..nice 2 gallon jars from three rivers ...they probably have some at the Walmart by u.
 

stumpjumper

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Speaking of jars...stumpjumper I just bought the last 2 I saw @ Walmart for 9.99 each..nice 2 gallon jars from three rivers ...they probably have some at the Walmart by u.
2 gallons? That's a big ass jar. That's be nice I hate having to cut colas up..
 

Corso312

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Yeah, thought it was a good deal...I will continue to grab em as I see em in Walmart...I would have thought a jar that size would sell for 40-50$...probably cheap glass? But feels fairly heavy looks fairly. Thick.
 

Bigtacofarmer

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Was thinking. Yesterday while sweeping some garden trash I though of this conversation. Maybe just sweep any extras, jar and all into a trash can. Make sure you don't take it out the the trash. I used to buy lots of LSD of a dude that kept it wadded into a ball in a bag in a pile of trash. Figured if anything ever went down that would be the last place to search? Probably works for nuggets too!
 

HelpHub

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You can hide jars in bags of used kitty litter...NOBODY will sort through cat shit...

'Cept dogs, I guess...but they're only interested in the cat shit so you're safe there...
 

LadyZandra

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LOL! I can relate!
As bad as when I went to pick the kids up at the college... my daughter gets in the car- looks at me and says "OMG Mom! You smell like the plants! I wanted to stop at the Library! We can't go LIKE THAT!"
LMAO! It was my HAIR! I'd been tying/watering before I left- so changed my clothes and washed-up..., but the plants had brushed against my hair! And no- resin is NOT easy to wash out !LOL!
 
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