funny ass names of your bongs,pipes,etc.

thefinsack

thefinsack

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man bros im as high as a fkn kite in space.The bong i smoked out of is called the Arkansas Chugulug lmao. I got another bong in the mail today 3 chambers!Its straight up blue i think ima name it the triple B (Big Blue Bong) anyone else have any theyd like to share lol:eyesmoke:
 
Red Robin

Red Robin

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I call one of my bongs CO-COB. because its made out of one of those big funnel cups filled with icies you get from the fair. It said COCO BONGOS on the side but I had to cut the ONGOS part off.
 
thefinsack

thefinsack

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@Milner smoke a bucket lol genius
@IOWNEVRY1 lol my friend had a pipe shaped like a bear we called it The Yogi animal bongs and pipes are the shit they make you feel like one with nature
@Red Robin you shouldve kept the BONG part on lol im guessing you were high when u cut that funnel cup but the CO-COBS a great name too
 
Red Robin

Red Robin

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thefinsack said:
@Red Robin you shouldve kept the BONG part on lol im guessing you were high when u cut that funnel cup but the CO-COBS a great name too
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I was going to keep the BONG part on but the end of the cup was too wide, You couldn't get any suction, so I had to chop it down shorter where it was smaller.
 
Unnk

Unnk

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a 6 inch green Sherlock Bubbler Leon "The mean green smoking machine" Bonaparte
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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I call my piece the 'fuckbaby'

Because It's a hurricane bong, with ROOR diffused downstems and ashcatcher.

Someone in a thread said, 'hurricane ROOR fuckbabies are the best' and it kind of stuck :-P
 

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KDiaz

KDiaz

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When i roll a fat ass doobie i like to call them "Timothy McJay, The Oklahoma City Bomber."
 
thefinsack

thefinsack

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KDiaz said:
When i roll a fat ass doobie i like to call them "Timothy McJay, The Oklahoma City Bomber."
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when i roll my J's i call them John Wayne lmao its funny as hell because when im at parties ill be like "anyone down to light up a couple John Waynes?" and as soon as i say that the faces of every stoner at the place has a grin from ear to ear lol Timothy Mcjay is a good one i might start calling them that for now on
 
jhopkins34

jhopkins34

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I dropped one of my pipes and the mouth piece broke, but you could still hit it really well. So, since it was handicapped but still worked for the most part I named it Andres, he was one of the kids in special ed when I was in high school. I actually got to hit the pipe with one of Andres' real teacher and the guy found it hilarious that I named the pipe that. Then a loaned it to a friend and never saw it again, story of my life lol
 
MrSaint

MrSaint

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Blue Betty is my girl. Short enough to fit in a shoebox lengthwise, clear with lots of blue and white streaks. Love the way her wide mouth tapers into a thin neck that curves around my hand and opens up into the bowl holding water ;-) Easy to hold while walking to and fro, tokin', thinking thoughts.
 
thefinsack

thefinsack

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jhopkins34 said:
I dropped one of my pipes and the mouth piece broke, but you could still hit it really well. So, since it was handicapped but still worked for the most part I named it Andres, he was one of the kids in special ed when I was in high school. I actually got to hit the pipe with one of Andres' real teacher and the guy found it hilarious that I named the pipe that. Then a loaned it to a friend and never saw it again, story of my life lol
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lmao u should never let your friends borrow your pipes i let my buddy use my 1st ever pipe never seen it again.lol handicapped pipe named Andres too funny:clap::clap:
 
swishsweet

swishsweet

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My friend's dad has a 1 foot glow in the dark steamroller (at least it USED to glow in the dark) that he refuses to clean. He calls it the "Poop-chute" LOL I love asking his dad if he will finally wash the Poop-chute, using a serious tone.
 
FuzzyHaze

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my friend had a simple sherlock pipe that we used all the time, somehow it got named Professor Longfellow Wadsworth. That pipe was awesome until it was broken while tripping on acid.
 
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