Funny Craigslist add.

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JAYGEE

Active Member
To ex asshole (Bring it on little man)
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-14, 2:45AM CDT


I left this dumbass nearly 2 months ago. He refuses to grasp the concept that I am not going home EVER!. I want my personal belongings out of home.
I am taking you to court for the damage you did running me off the road with baby in truck.
The mediation we have to attend tomorrow is a joke. I am only showing up to give myself a good laugh when my attorney pisses on the fire red face you will have when you are not allowed to see your daughter due to you TRYING TO KILL US!
Pay your attorney more money, that way 3 women will be happy which will be me, my attorney and your attorney.
You are a dumbass if I ever saw one.
I saw you in my neighborhood this morning... AH AH, I don't miss much. Come on over and visit and when you have to dial 911, I will get ahold of 357, so if you think you are man enough to beat on me again, BRING IT ON BITCH!
When I get done with you, you are going to wish you would have just not walked but ran away when you still had a chance.
Between cheating IRS for 5 yrs., TRCC, Immigration, CPS, felony charges that I have against you...........You will get to be the bitch in jail, and I hope Big Bubba beats the hell out of you after he makes you into his bitch, and beats the shit out of you afterwards.

You ugly, trailer trash, wanna be american, wife beating, child neglecting, dog kicking, sack of shit.
Fair warning: Don't fuck with my kids, my truck or my dog!!!!!!!
And if you enjoy life without big Bubba, you had better leave me the fuck alone.
I am a female, and I can whip out a can of drama, and start shaking, passing out, drop a few tears and get all choked up and BAM!!!!!!!! You are going to JAIL! HE HE AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!


  • Location: Bring it on little man!
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I thought this was funny, as Im at work and just finished a splif, I had to share
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

stays relevant.
Sounds like she was with a real shit head... BUT to be realistic, there are a lot of women who are like this. Just as much as there are a lot of men like the one she described.

But seriously, fuck the IRS. I'll never pay them a dime again now that I know I don't have to :)
 
xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

Well-Known Member
damn she snapped on his ass.

DUDE is this a thread to tell funny craigslist adds? cuz sometimes i sit there and look at the platonics cuz its funny to look at some people and what they say...

i wanna share this one i found sorry haha..

Girl Geek seeks similar for good times and geeking out - w4w - 23


I like:
comic books
roleplaying games (electronic and tabletop)
alternative board games (Carcasonne, Arkham Horror)
alternative card games (Fluxx, Chrononauts)
limited amounts of anime
thrift store shopping
crafting (embroidery, mostly, but I want to learn to knit and sew)

I need some friends. I'm posting this in hopes that there are other geeky girls out there cuz the ones I've met are as rare as jackalopes but just as awesome.

You don't have to be into any of the things listed above as long as you've got an open mind to the fact that I am and wouldn't mind giving it a shot in the name of making a friend.




sorry i geeked cuz of her saying jackelopes.
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
My educated self prefers to stay out of jail....but thanks anyway for your input....I think.....
GrowTech said:
Hahaha... rather than educating yourself and NOT paying taxes.

You hope I like a place I'll never go to, AND you'll continue to pay taxes :)
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xmissxaliex

xmissxaliex

Well-Known Member
the gravel one in minnesota? thats where im from i wanna know who said that because that cracked me the fuck up.
 
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