funny grow bible???

I cant find it, but there was a sticky on this site that was making fun of starting growing, sitting by a seeding waiting for it to produce pounds,, LOL I know you guys know what i am talking about, where is this funny grow story?????

it say stuff like, you plant the seed, and you dont leave it's side for a week because it wont grow if you leave it's side, and you wait for a hour and you get diapointed because it anit done yet.

If you ever grown you will think it is funny,