Funny sibbling stories..

theQuetzalcoatl said:

So many stories. My sister made me angry one time so I pinned her to the floor and shaved off one half of each of her eyebrows. She still complains about it more than 20 years later.

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Yeah, I would too,

minnesmoker said:

I said wait for it...

DAIRY!

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i was 15 years old and i ran, never looked bk in 26 years,
if i knew it was that easy i would have done it years ago

Me and my sister had alot of good memories. I was the only one that left with scars though!!

I remember when I was 15 and my youngest brother was 10 he had been fishing and had got a bait box full of maggots I was sunbathing in the garden and he had been teasing me with the maggots I had been shouting my mum to tell him to stop it as I hated the bloody things. Mum told him to put them in the shed and when he refused she went to take them off him, he ran down the garden tripped over and dropped the bait box on top of me the lid came off and I was covered in maggots, I screamed the place down they were in my hair and all over me of course he thought it was hilarious and my mum stood their in shock, to this day I cannot forget the smell or the feel if them.

Granny weed said:

I remember when I was 15 and my youngest brother was 10 he had been fishing and had got a bait box full of maggots I was sunbathing in the garden and he had been teasing me with the maggots I had been shouting my mum to tell him to stop it as I hated the bloody things. Mum told him to put them in the shed and when he refused she went to take them off him, he ran down the garden tripped over and dropped the bait box on top of me the lid came off and I was covered in maggots, I screamed the place down they were in my hair and all over me of course he thought it was hilarious and my mum stood their in shock, to this day I cannot forget the smell or the feel if them.

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Hooked the same sister I gave skoal too with a fish lure right on the ear.(casting a rod and she walked into the line...least that's what I told dad.. . she got back a few mins later when she let all of our fish loose..

lycanhall said:

i was 15 years old and i ran, never looked bk in 26 years,
if i knew it was that easy i would have done it years ago

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I didn't understand what you were trying to say... Whatever it was, your sentence (or kinda' lack thereof) struck my mind with a double-dose of awesome! Trying to read that made my lady and I both almost fall over laughing.

When my grandparents were still here (ages ago - 1965 ish) my baby sister and I (bare foot of course) were spearing left over potatoes in the family field after harvest with pitchforks. I can still remember to this day her missing a Goliath sized spud a couple times and then really giving it her all.
She must have been around 6 then, but she speared her right foot - clean through, pinned herself to the ground. She's screaming and hopping around in (almost a full) circle - I still get the giggles when I dredge that one up.

Oh, and one more - my mother used to tell this when ever we all were together.
I was younger yet - probably around 63 or so, but as dad was in the USAF we lived on base in Maine and sis and I were playing at the playground in housing. Swinging as high as you could go & then bailing out into the dirt - a hell of a good time. I did a superman jump & managed to land on my feet so she thought she'd do the same. Landed flat on her back & banged her head too - damn she started screaming once she could breath so I took off running for the house.
I told my mom what had happened & she said "So where is she"? I told her my sis was at the playground and she said "Why didn't you help her home? To which I replied "Mom, she banged her head - there ain't nothin wrong with her feet".

I did a quiet little number on my sister once, and it was entirely unplanned. We had a very, very small pond nearby, and it was a surprisingly reliable source for mosquito larvae and pupae on which I could practice Mad Science. Once I was done with that, I released the two dozen mixed survivors into the upstairs toilet but did not flush.

Some time later my kid sister went into the bathroom for a leisurely pee. A minute later she screamed.

I had to convince her she did not have a horrible parasitic disease.

But great Scott, she had to wait a coupla minutes for me to undouble myself and gain enough red-faced, tear-streaming breath for me to say so, or anything at all. cn

THE WORLD IS YOURS..........................................

... you owe me some back royalties then. cn

My dad told me if you chew gum... and swallow it... it will stick right to your heart..

I believed this for about 15 years

minnesmoker said:

I didn't understand what you were trying to say... Whatever it was, your sentence (or kinda' lack thereof) struck my mind with a double-dose of awesome! Trying to read that made my lady and I both almost fall over laughing.

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After burning his church i knew if he got hold of me (i wouldn't be telling this story)
Running away was the only option, iv'e seen and done alot in my life,

saved my sister from drowning as she was a 2 year old . . . . .

funny story about my sister. shes a bitch... the end.


I love her but dam she has to be bipolar or something, which she would hit the bowl and chill out.