This one is a baked story, my first time getting high, it's not so much funny, but it's decent
Me, and 4 friends went under a bridge, and kept going to some long grass.. We padded down a spot for where we can sit. So we do that, I'm really nervous, cause It feels like I was giving into peer pressure, but at the same time I wanted to try it (I was 14 at the time) So my friend takes his homemade bong out of his pocket, it was pretty decent, I cannot lie. Then he's like .. pass the bud. We forgot it -.-'. So we had to call up a friend and be like, can you hook us up with some weed right now? So he said sure, meet me up at McDonalds, I gotta go get some food..So we start walking there (30 minute walk..) So we get there and he gives us 4g's for $30. We have about 20 bucks left over so we go into 7/11 (another 10 minute walk) and get some stuff to munch on later. So we start walking back, by the time we get there, it's about 12:40 AM. So we finally get down there, pack a bowl, and I get fresh green.
So, being the amateur that I was .. I say "So..how do I do this?" So they explain it to me, and what not. So I take a hit, hold it in my lungs, and pass the bong. Now first hit felt like I was about to throw up haha. So it goes around a few more times, there really high, and I'm just like .. I don't feel any different. So I take another hit (about 1g left) and pass it again. Stand up and then flop over, and say "Holy fuck.. I should have stood up a long time ago" (or something like that.. 4 years ago, can't remember it too well.) For some reason, first time I stood I felt it.
So we smoked it till we had no more. We were just chilling for awhile till one of my friends had this TOTAL blank look on his face then was just like.."Guys..The TREES ARE FUCKING ATTACKING" He starts rolling laughing his ass off, it was hilarious (Suppose you had to be there to find it funny lol) So Now I'm suuuuuper high and we're just thinking .. let's go some where. So I get up and start walking holllllllllly fuck. As soon as I start walking, I'm actually walking upside down. (Not literally, just how I felt) then I start running cause it's the most amazing feeling I've ever experienced lol.
So now it's about 1:30 AM. We start walking and all of a sudden I remember myself at a park (Don't remember walking there at all rofl!) then we meet up with some more friends. Now they knew I was super high so my ex girlfriend took my hat.. Now for some idiotic reason, I thought she put it down her shirt.. yeah..So I just stick my hand start feeling trying to find it, squezzing what ever I can hold and trying to pull it out. And then I go blank again.. can't remember, then we just go back to a friends house and start playing some Halo 2
So that's my story, sorry about the length!!