zxbud23
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sorry for rofling about you almost died but thats funny
Funny weed experiences
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woodsmaneh!
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My buddy lived in Toronto back in the 70's and lived in the attic of a 2 story house. We went to visit him and there was a small window with a ledge we rolled on. So were all F up real good and decide it's time for another so my buddy walks over to the ledge to roll one up and the bag of dope is gone!!WTF well it had gotten blown out the window into the rain gutter so he crawls out the window but it's too far so another buddy holds his legs and out the window he goes, so the guy holding his feet by now is fucking around say I'm holding, no I'm not and putting his hands in the air than back on the feet and my buddy is fucking screaming at him to hold his feet, then all you hear is the feet the feet the feeeeee and fuck he's gone, we were so fuck we were paralyzed by what happened, then what seamed like 10 minutes someone said we should check on him so we get up and than hear this pounding and it's him running up the stairs, he just look at us and jumps the fuck out the window again, man it's 20 feet or so, so were all looking at each other and here he comes again and says you guys coming and jumps the fuck out the window again so out the window goes 2 other guys and I go have a look and one of the guys just pushes me out the fucking window well there was a a great big cedar hedge about 10 feet high breaking our fall, we did it till the cops came and said to stop it was causing to many calls to the cops. Man it was so tense when he let go of the feet than we had so much fun, we all got scratched up a lot and other than one guy getting the wind knocked out of him it was all good. The thing I remember the best was him falling and his saying hold the feet the feet the feeeeeeeeee 
sarye
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well this story is funny for 2 reasons....i was in a car at a park with my boyfriend and we were having sex and smoking. All of a sudden out of the corner of my eye, I see this creepy ass dude not only watching from the trees but taking pictures too. so i try to hurry up to get some pants on, hide the stash, and grab a weapon all at the same time and fell and got stuck between the seats of my car. so in order for me to get out my boyfriend has to get up bare ass to the front seat...i finally get some clothes on and then we chase this dude through the woods to try to get the pics he was taking back. long story short, after some "talking" he gave us the pics and assured us he'd never do it again...or something close to that.
Slojo69
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Pics or it didn't happen ......
auldone
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I 2nd that!!!! Let's see the proof!!
zxbud23
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lol ya need proof
woodsmaneh!
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So me a a couple buddies are dating some chicks from the right side of town and they want to smoke some weed so we walk over to the zoo and smoke a fatty, were have a great time and notice it's getting late, 2 a.m. so we take the path back through the zoo and stop for a smoke, as were standing there we can hear a light huffing sound and were looking all over and can't see shit. Well I grab my bic lighter hold it up and light it. As I turn to look around there's a wosh and a flame appears just above me and then all hell breaks loose, this flame fly's through the air and the girls are screaming by buddies are long gone and I see it's a peacock, and he's screaming like hell waking up the whole fucking zoo, and the zoo keeper, I run after the girls and they run right into the open duck pond, My last sight of the peacock was him hitting the ground and his tail fire going out. What a rush, I guess the peacock was roosting on the top of the fence with me under him. Went back the next day and you could see his singed feathers. No animals were injured well not permanently. I am a member of PETA (people enjoying there animals)
Sr. Verde
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dog............
Louis541
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Devildog93
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Huh?
MilleniumFalcon....... I can do it too.
Ahhhh. I like your posts Louis541....always good for a laugh, and often right on point at the same time.
Awesome.
Shmulster
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I once had a dry spill of a few months and the got some ok hash. So i i took this plastic cheap bong i had out and made me a bowl. At this period i could only toke inside my bathroom which was ok i had a vent and all...
Anyways, i load up a massive one, and take it all in one hit. I stare at myself in the mirror with the bong in the hand, still filled with smoke. I blow inside to clear it, and immidetly i notice something is off... it was so surreal i think at first it didnt even check in with and i though it was just a dark spot - LET ALONE IT WAS A COCKROACH.
I felt like such a junkie like this is what my life came down to lol i almost died by toking a roach and choking on it. Never using that kind of bong ever again.
Anyways, i load up a massive one, and take it all in one hit. I stare at myself in the mirror with the bong in the hand, still filled with smoke. I blow inside to clear it, and immidetly i notice something is off... it was so surreal i think at first it didnt even check in with and i though it was just a dark spot - LET ALONE IT WAS A COCKROACH.
I felt like such a junkie like this is what my life came down to lol i almost died by toking a roach and choking on it. Never using that kind of bong ever again.
zxbud23
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WTF bro you should always cheek the bong
Sr. Verde
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Saerimmner
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haha we bought my girlfriends mum on of those xmas just gone an she flaked out for 6hours after hitting it, to be fair tho it was well loaded
Louis541
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Those things are great. Definitely not for beginners. Or the weak lunged.