Future Sticky So Read Bitches

This sub fourm is in desprate need of my wisdom so as im bored I will grace you with my knowlge.

Lets start with a few basic tips-
-You need to create value e.g turn that seed into buds.
-Add value e.g take useless computer componants and combine them to make a pc.
-Do a service for some one e.g drive a taxi.
-Asses risk vs reward e.g dont sell your house to start a fucking market stall
-Dont be fooled with cliche BS like investing gold or stocks you will fail. however silver is at a all time low.

be cheaper even if its only buy a penny beacuse then you can claim "cheapist price on ebay" this works well.

presentation is key, If you are selling a high priced item it has to look the part and if you are selling a low price item make it look like a bargin e.g dont line items up on your market stall all neat as its been proven that people are attracted to messy stalls as they think bargin.
Just throw all the shit you got on 1 big pile and watch, it will atract people.

Now for some idears
Importing-
This is as old as trade itself and if your not a dumb fuck you will make money doing this.
I will tell you now dont import electronics from china as the quilty is shit and the software is just a joak.
insted try thing like razor blades, cloths, perfume ect (i do this but im sayin what I import)
There is this flat pack scooter thats really popular in africa atm as it costs only 100 USD retail new. If you can find the supplyer who supplyes these you will make a fucking bomb off westen 16 year olds that want there first bike.
vietnam is a good place to import bikes from.

Buissnes waste-
Big money to be made here as some will even pay you to take there shit away.
some thing i will do in the future is collect the blood from slaughter houses and boil it, this cause the bllod to cluster and makes for very good chicken food and as its waste them fools just throw away 100% profit.

Also some resycleing centers in the uk pay for used cooking oil and there is tones of it in every town.

I work in a warehouse as my main job atm and its fairly small but we still brake a fuck load of pallets every day. they are easy to fix and pallet centers pay 2.50 per pallet.

Got any idears? i wanna hear them, other people idears help spark more idears.

I know my spellings shit, fuck you RIU has no spell chek.

westhamm1132 said:

I know my spellings shit, fuck you RIU has no spell chek.

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I know but still.....

Grow weed and sell it,,,I wanted to try and bottle fart's as a "natural gas",,,can not do it now,,,don't have the cash and can't find anyone to invest in my Idea's. I'm born to struggle! Silver is NOT at a all time Low BTW....BUT yes with the funding and/or motivation you can get "Wealthy",,,with anything!

aesan said:

What do you mean "Idears?"

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Go sit in the corner with your petty 1 rep bar.

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:

Grow weed and sell it,,,I wanted to try and bottle fart's as a "natural gas",,,can not do it now,,,don't have the cash and can't find anyone to invest in my Idea's. I'm born to struggle! Silver is NOT at a all time Low BTW....BUT yes with the funding and/or motivation you can get "Wealthy",,,with anything!

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fuckin genius whats your paypal il get you the cash asap but i want 5%, also silver in very low and will go up.

PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1 said:

Grow weed and sell it,,,I wanted to try and bottle fart's as a "natural gas",,,can not do it now,,,don't have the cash and can't find anyone to invest in my Idea's. I'm born to struggle! Silver is NOT at a all time Low BTW....BUT yes with the funding and/or motivation you can get "Wealthy",,,with anything!

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Fart in jars with bud in them. (clang clang clang) Money Train Crossing (gates come down) cn

google chrome has spell check built in

Silver is the most useful precious metal, over 10,000 separate items absolutely depend on silver to function, including most electrical/electronic items. It is also interesting to note that the only substitutes for silver are gold, platinum, palladium and rhodium, all of which are far more rare and many times more expensive.

All major browsers have spell check built in, Chrome, firefox, explorer. Just have to turn it on. Try right clicking on the text box and then marking the "Check Spelling" box.

Providing free services can help get ones foot in the door, offer a free snow shoveling to your neighbors so they can see the kind of work you do, then offer to shovel every time it snows for a fee.

canniboss said:

Gold is the standard for investing, that's why they say "the gold standard". You can hold it in your hand and it will always have value, after the stock market has failed and the oil is gone gold will once again be the basis of the economy. Silver is way too cheap to use as a decent currency because you would have to have a room full of it to hold any real value. (That's why you use silver on your table and keep gold in the bank.)
Ebay is a joke, your giving away 20% right off the top, and that's just like paying tax to the government, paying tax to Ebay, paying tax to paypal, and then paying again to turn that fake ass paypal money into real money in your checking account. (and before you can do any of this you have to pay them for the listing)
There is no such thing as quick cash.

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If you want to be legit you have to pay 20% tax anyway (+vat if your doin well).

you're missin the point i was makein with gold, I was talking investing to make money not stockpileing valube shit for when the fucking word ends.

To make money from investing you need to invest when the market is LOW and now gold is at a all time HIGH. See what im saying you buy low sell high not buy high sell high, its pritty fucking basic.

NoDrama said:

Silver is the most useful precious metal, over 10,000 separate items absolutely depend on silver to function, including most electrical/electronic items. It is also interesting to note that the only substitutes for silver are gold, platinum, palladium and rhodium, all of which are far more rare and many times more expensive.

All major browsers have spell check built in, Chrome, firefox, explorer. Just have to turn it on. Try right clicking on the text box and then marking the "Check Spelling" box.

Providing free services can help get ones foot in the door, offer a free snow shoveling to your neighbors so they can see the kind of work you do, then offer to shovel every time it snows for a fee.

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You know ya shit, yh silver is where its at and will go up.

Doin free shit is good like instead of just putin out leaflets in peoples doors attach a free branded pen or branded usb thum drive to it and a lot more people will look at the leaflet and when the use the thing other people will see the website, brand ect.

and every one bitchin about my spellin I realy dont give a fuck,

westhamm1132 said:

If you want to be legit you have to pay 20% tax anyway (+vat if your doin well).

you're missin the point i was makein with gold, I was talking investing to make money not stockpileing valube shit for when the fucking word ends.

To make money from investing you need to invest when the market is LOW and now gold is at a all time HIGH. See what im saying you buy low sell high not buy high sell high, its pritty fucking basic.

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Yea that's for quick return's,,,Kinnda like a speculator,,,A fucking room full of silver is a room I want in my house lol,,,Buy Low sell high is absolutly right!!! I like to stockpile the shit till I Really need it,,,Fuck bank's!!! and Ebay is a good way too buy silver,,,I'm not talking "Sterling",,,I'm Talking 9.999% pure shit or at least 90%.

Your also paying 20% income tax on top of the 20% you give to ebay/paypal.
If your giving away free USB sticks you can add a virus that drives hits to your website and spreads itself to their contact list.

canniboss said:

Your also paying 20% income tax on top of the 20% you give to ebay/paypal.
If your giving away free USB sticks you can add a virus that drives hits to your website and spreads itself to their contact list.

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I buy Silver not USB stick's where can you buy cheaper coin's?,,,,It's all relitivly competative,,,and in my state I don't pay sales tax on buying anything online. selling on ebay is another thing but you tell me where to buy cheaper?,,,Unless your spending about 26,000 a pop?

westhamm1132 said:

-You need to create value e.g turn that seed into buds.

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This will work, its simple, but I would not suggest making a career out of it. Weed prices have been dropping and this may not be viable in the future.

westhamm1132 said:

-Add value e.g take useless computer components and combine them to make a PC.

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If you could actually do that you could find a very good paying job very easily in a variety of engineering jobs.

westhamm1132 said:

-Do a service for some one e.g drive a taxi.

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There are tons of service jobs, taxis don't pay the best, find something that pays better.

westhamm1132 said:

-Asses risk vs reward e.g don't sell your house to start a fucking market stall.

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I am unsure what this means.

westhamm1132 said:

-Don't be fooled with cliche BS like investing gold or stocks you will fail. however silver is at a all time low.

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Silver is nowhere near an all time low (close to an all time high). If it's something that has an infomercial on radio or TV its almost surly a bad idea.

westhamm1132 said:

Most that was wrote makes no sense, shortened to Importing/Exporting

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I know people that have been made millionaires on importing goods from China.
I know someone who makes there living, and they do very well, importing rags.
Big money is made on chicken feet, actually it is one of the most profitable items as it is exported to Asia.

Lost my interest by the third word. Is there no fucking mods here to delete worthless shit like this? WTF, did they let the assylum out today?

potpimp said:

Lost my interest by the third word. Is there no fucking mods here to delete worthless shit like this? WTF, did they let the assylum out today?

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Yup and I started a new thread too.

the only thing this thread is going to stick to is the floor.

where are your other ideas like stealing razors from the store and selling them on e-bay?

Invest in an old dog and a bedroll. Find a street corner and learn how to look pitiful.
Theres worse ways to go through life then panhandling

Invest in a family
its the only thing that has Value and is Truly worth dying for