(Fwiw) Chuck Norris on Global Warming, New World Order

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chuck norris doesn't write a book, he tells the words to line up.........


jokes aside, he's not too credible with world affairs... the interview was pretty funny though....

Oh no not the NWO......

redivider said:

chuck norris doesn't write a book, he tells the words to line up.........

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did you know chuck norris tears cure cancer?
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too bad chuck norris never cries.

Only one person cried at chuck norris's birth. The Doctor. NEVER SLAP CHUCK NORRIS

when the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he check his closet for chuck norris.

God, I love these jokes (Excuse me, facts).

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

I don't understand the American fascination with Chuck Norris.