leeny
Active Member
yes I know I've seen it... and I think they are quite ignorant (as they can use that, ever so handy, "back" button) but let's bring it out now... why not man?
Gays?
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avgdude7
Active Member
while some people are thumbing their nose at marijuana prohibition and MJ laws, they're persecuting others for a different sexual orientation than themselves. In both cases a person is involved in visible minorities, both of which are outside the status quo in North America, thus being socially non-comforming. Now, is any one person so important that they can pass judgement against people that defy convention in a different manner ?????? (obviously nothing wrong with LGBT and/or MJ use/cultivation, IMO)
P.S--I'm a dude
P.S--I'm a dude
lopezri
Well-Known Member
I'm glad you felt so compelled to share that.
I'm not heterosexual!
Wonder where Felps stands on this issue?
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
Maybe it's his way of saying I'm not scared to talk to you folks just don't hit on me cause that freaks me out. A somewhat silent show of support at arms length.
lopezri
Well-Known Member
Good point Oregon, and well taken!Maybe it's his way of saying I'm not scared to talk to you folks just don't hit on me cause that freaks me out. A somewhat silent show of support at arms length.
I dislike when heterosexual women hit on me too. Maybe we should pass a federal mandate that says they can't show their affection for people of the opposite sex since it may make someone "uncomfortable".
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
I'm sure that's already a law somewhere, oh it's under new york in this search of obsolete laws I just googled:
Alabama
**It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a
vehicle.
California
**Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal
for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over
puddles of water.
Connecticut
**You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles
per hour.
**You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
Florida
**Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as
can the salon owner.
**A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting
on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
**If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
**It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit.
**Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Illinois
**It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and
other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Indiana
**Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
**Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater
nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating
garlic.
Iowa
**Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five
minutes.
Kentucky
**By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or
she "cannot hold onto the ground."
**It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana
**It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller
with a water pistol.
**Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault,"
while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated
assault."
Massachusetts
**Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
**Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed
and securely locked.
**An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay
a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
**Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat
of their taxi during their shifts.
Nebraska
**A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a
burp during a church service.
New Mexico
**Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
New York
**A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law
specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street
and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for
a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be
forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and
whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
North Dakota
**Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar
or restaurant.
Ohio
**Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in
public.
Oklahoma
**Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly
faces at a dog.
**Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without
being licensed by the state.
**Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to
congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Pennsylvania
**A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding
dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
**No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from
his wife.
Texas
**A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot
without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
**It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time
while standing.
Vermont
**Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least
one bath each week- - on Saturday night.
Washington
**All lollipops are banned.
**A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist
with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone
the chief of police as he is entering the town.
West Virginia
**No children may attend school with their breath smelling of
"wild onions."
Alabama
**It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a
vehicle.
California
**Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal
for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over
puddles of water.
Connecticut
**You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles
per hour.
**You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
Florida
**Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as
can the salon owner.
**A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting
on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
**If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
**It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit.
**Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Illinois
**It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and
other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Indiana
**Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
**Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater
nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating
garlic.
Iowa
**Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five
minutes.
Kentucky
**By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or
she "cannot hold onto the ground."
**It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisiana
**It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller
with a water pistol.
**Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault,"
while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated
assault."
Massachusetts
**Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
**Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed
and securely locked.
**An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay
a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
**Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat
of their taxi during their shifts.
Nebraska
**A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a
burp during a church service.
New Mexico
**Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
New York
**A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law
specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street
and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for
a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be
forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and
whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
North Dakota
**Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar
or restaurant.
Ohio
**Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in
public.
Oklahoma
**Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly
faces at a dog.
**Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without
being licensed by the state.
**Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to
congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Pennsylvania
**A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding
dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
**No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from
his wife.
Texas
**A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot
without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
**It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time
while standing.
Vermont
**Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least
one bath each week- - on Saturday night.
Washington
**All lollipops are banned.
**A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist
with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone
the chief of police as he is entering the town.
West Virginia
**No children may attend school with their breath smelling of
"wild onions."
lopezri
Well-Known Member
Wow! I didn't read them all but those sure seem like some "Blue Laws". What's the deal with parachuting on Sunday if female and unmarried or the lollipop thing?
Obviously some guy who has an issue with seeing womens underpants or is turned on by a man sucking something long and hard.
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
I bet the lollipop one is anti gay in some freudian way.
The other law in washington I like even more. If you are coming to town to be a criminal you are required to call the sheriff and tell him on the way into town. That's sweet.
The other law in washington I like even more. If you are coming to town to be a criminal you are required to call the sheriff and tell him on the way into town. That's sweet.
lopezri
Well-Known Member
Ha! Uh, sheriff. . .I'm on my cell, I'm about 30 seconds into crossing over the border into your state and I was calling to let you know that I'm bringing a "bud" into town for a friend. Guess which entry I'm at! Talk to you later!
Dr. Bluntenstien
Active Member
fags smell like cum mixed with poop
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
Your girl smells like ass and cum cause I just banged her.
haha you're an ignorant fool aren't you? Personal attacks like you just did are a bannable offense, you better be careful.
leeny
Active Member
I thought this was a joke... not personal at all... straight people smell like cum and fish tacos.... it's just a fact... lol
keep the peace baby
northwoodsmoker
New Member
they have the right to be here as you n i do.. fuck it that there gay or lesbos.. i dont give a shit as long as they have good adive screw it..
tvd2
Active Member
Yes, due to confusion from society.
Gays know they're gay but they dont wanna be labeled as "gay" so many will *want* to be bisexual... knowing they like men... but try to like women
prob to feel/be more accepted.
was true for me, but women just turn me off. all women even the hot ones. lol
what... huh?
Active Member
So... do you expect that all of ancient Greece was genetically predisposed to being gay?
Or might it be that social acceptance had something to do with the fetish?
Confusion... trying to fit in...
What if, because they didn't fit in, when they found acceptance and attention in the gay community... their feelings changed in order to FIND that place where they fit in... where they feel accepted.
Just questions.
Or might it be that social acceptance had something to do with the fetish?
Confusion... trying to fit in...
What if, because they didn't fit in, when they found acceptance and attention in the gay community... their feelings changed in order to FIND that place where they fit in... where they feel accepted.
Just questions.
Ganjatopolis
Well-Known Member
As long as they have good weed/opinions/know how to grow/can suck my dick I'm cool with em. Shit, scratch that last one.
what... huh?
Active Member
Scratch all you want... herpes doesn't go away.