hazey grapes
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honestly, i don't like grow reports much as so many of them that i've read at other sites show a lot of pretty pics, talk forever about nutes and temps, but then at the end cheat the reader out of the most important part, the SMOKE REPORT! nothing else matters to me, but i'm going to try and make a point of documenting this grow MOSTLY to keep a record of flowering times so that i get harvest times right and get more viable seeds than i did my first grow with a C99 male spraying cindys, a haze skunk and an LSD shorty. i'm also doing it to appease the community that doesn't like smoke reports only as so many of you have a problem taking anyone's word on their experiences
the goal this time is to use a joey weed C99 x A11 to spray everything and shorten the flowering times of the 9 weeks+ strains if one of my two plants is a male. plan B is to use a jack's cleaner male even though i've never tried that strain yet because of TGA subcool's rep for producing strains that really do get you high and being above average as at 9 weeks flowering time, it will be one of my fastest flowerers after the C99s and the masterkush shortys i'm growing for fun and to test for possible breeding programs.
my room will have one 400w halide and one 400w sodium with a 3 foot by 3 foot SCROG screen hanging under each light. i'll get a pic of the rig once i start flowering and get both lights running.
other than testing new strains for future keepers and to be able to report on their differences, i want to get enough seeds that i'll be set for future grows and breeding and hopefully ALWAYS have a head stash of high quality bud with no couchlock. anything more than i need will be someone else's freebie. this is a grow purely for love & pride.
as it stands, these are the plants i have under 24 hour shop lights that are mostly a week old with a couple plants being recent additions.
malawi gold 4x
jack's cleaner 2 3x
thai skunk 3x
C99 x A11 2x with any male planned as my breeder
C99 x super cali haze 1x i really want to work this combo for a fast flowering haze that has a grape flavor. if lowryding SCH weren't a 120 day strain, i'd use this plant as a breeder if it's a male, but i plan on using the C99 BXes, the rest of the C99 x SCHs and 1 or both of my SCH fems for a "grapes & fruit" breeding session next fall
haze skunk 1x but it's looking mutated. this is the best smoking strain i've grown so far. i'm hoping that the thai skunks are similar and hopefully as trippy. haze skunk is really good for dieting and helped me stop drinking last winter while i had it.
mozambique poison 1x
amnesia haze 1x fem this is rokerij's cambodian based version and not authentic amnesia simply because i like the sound of it's peppery flavor description as ORIGINAL crushed red pepper tasting kali mist was the most delicious bud i've ever smoked. sweets & fruits aren't my favorite flavors
auto jack 1x fem
sweet haze 1x fem
thai fantasy 1x fem
columbian gold (50%) 1x fem
sour cream 1x fem
sativa trans love 1x fem
masterkush 3x (possibly 4 as 1 labled "?" sprouted with something else)
i just transplanted these 3 plants to cups from seeds i'm sprouting in a humidity dome
C99 BX 2x
jack 1x fem
i also am trying to sprout haze skunk x C99s & LSD x C99s, but so far none of those has popped.
to make up for all of the sprouts i lost to both mold and drying in pellets in my humidity dome, i just put all of these in pellets after using the 2 day soak method
thai skunk 5x more
eldorado 5x
unknown bagseed #1 3x
unknown bagseed #2 4x
lemon haze 1x fem
white russian 1x fem
i have some promising grapes & pine tasting mid bagseed i'm saving for next fall and an earlier start than this grow.
i'm not big on taking pics, but this is what the gear under the shop light looked like a couple days ago

if i can't find anything in here that i like smoking, well, i just don't know! i expect to love it all though as the only strain i've grown that's been advertised as getting one high and/or being trippy that disappointed me was LSD because of the creeper stone pheno i got, but it was still way better than street bud as it started out with a high with lead eye before delivering a KO an hour or two later. the strains that i was most excited to grow were the ones i had the most trouble sprouting and/or maintaining... C99 x A11, haze skunk, 8 miles high and i'm down to my last columbian gold out of 3 fems.
i'm most excited to test jack's cleaner 2. a trippy 9 week flowering strain that tastes like lemon could potentially become my new favorite as haze skunk is a 12 week strain i believe and i'm not keen on it's yucky cigar wrapper flavor. lemon is much tastier sounding and TGA has a rep for superior gear. i'm expecting the pure IBL (?) malawi gold to be awesome smoke, but possibly as much of a pain to grow as highland thai. any of those that are female are going to go to the center of the screens with the fastest flowering strains going on the outside edges so the slower strains have room to spread out and get more light as sativas need more light generally.
you might want to see bud pics when all is said and done, but my biggest goal here is to be able to share each strain's THC personality and compare everything to each other so anyone looking for strains that get you high has better info than they can get just from product descriptions that might be more hype than reality. good smoke reporting is hard to come by although it's covered much better here than at other forums. i don't believe in rating strains on numeric scales though except to get those who can't pull a decent smoke report out of their ass to save their lives to say something more informative than "man this shit is DANK!" or "best shit i ever smoked!". i'll be looking for the subtle differences between each comparing flavors, potencies, euphoria, coucklock, motivation, expansion, harshness, spaciness, paranoia, trippiness and length of buzz etc. so you, the intrepid reader have a clue of the potential phenos to expect from each strain without my selecting keepers from fields of 100 ladies. i'm not that serious about getting that last tiny bit of excellence from any plants. i'm just sick & tired of seeing NOTHING but stoner bud on the streets for over 25 years. ANY high, even a weak one is good enough for me while any couchlock is something to be avoided. trippy & euphoric are my favorite traits.
here's to hoping that you get some interesting lowdown from all this and that i'l be getting high as a mofo by next summer and get back to dieting and exercise.
any tips anyone can offer on growing and especially SCROGging are greatly appreciated. i'll be using bark fines based organic soils with composted manure, earthworm castings, vegan fertilyzer and organic grow & bloom teas.
the BIGGEST improvement i'll be making over my 1st grow will probably be letting everything vedge longer as i started all of my gals flowering on the 3rd leafset as that's what i'm pretty sure used to be recommended by grow guides back at the birth of indoor growing when all you heard about was sea of green though i bet the sodium bulb improves growth too. the sodium lamp is definitely brighter. i'll be using a real fan to cool my lights too this time. i skimped every penny i could my first grow and decided to invest in the best materials this time around. i want happy chubby well fed preggers this time.
i feel the same way about grow report that cheat on detailed smoke reports... if you don't tell me how the shit actually smoked using ADJECTIVES... you've said NOTHING useful no matter how many pics you took. you can't get high off a pic!if you don't have any pictures, it never happened
the goal this time is to use a joey weed C99 x A11 to spray everything and shorten the flowering times of the 9 weeks+ strains if one of my two plants is a male. plan B is to use a jack's cleaner male even though i've never tried that strain yet because of TGA subcool's rep for producing strains that really do get you high and being above average as at 9 weeks flowering time, it will be one of my fastest flowerers after the C99s and the masterkush shortys i'm growing for fun and to test for possible breeding programs.
my room will have one 400w halide and one 400w sodium with a 3 foot by 3 foot SCROG screen hanging under each light. i'll get a pic of the rig once i start flowering and get both lights running.
other than testing new strains for future keepers and to be able to report on their differences, i want to get enough seeds that i'll be set for future grows and breeding and hopefully ALWAYS have a head stash of high quality bud with no couchlock. anything more than i need will be someone else's freebie. this is a grow purely for love & pride.
as it stands, these are the plants i have under 24 hour shop lights that are mostly a week old with a couple plants being recent additions.
malawi gold 4x
jack's cleaner 2 3x
thai skunk 3x
C99 x A11 2x with any male planned as my breeder
C99 x super cali haze 1x i really want to work this combo for a fast flowering haze that has a grape flavor. if lowryding SCH weren't a 120 day strain, i'd use this plant as a breeder if it's a male, but i plan on using the C99 BXes, the rest of the C99 x SCHs and 1 or both of my SCH fems for a "grapes & fruit" breeding session next fall
haze skunk 1x but it's looking mutated. this is the best smoking strain i've grown so far. i'm hoping that the thai skunks are similar and hopefully as trippy. haze skunk is really good for dieting and helped me stop drinking last winter while i had it.
mozambique poison 1x
amnesia haze 1x fem this is rokerij's cambodian based version and not authentic amnesia simply because i like the sound of it's peppery flavor description as ORIGINAL crushed red pepper tasting kali mist was the most delicious bud i've ever smoked. sweets & fruits aren't my favorite flavors
auto jack 1x fem
sweet haze 1x fem
thai fantasy 1x fem
columbian gold (50%) 1x fem
sour cream 1x fem
sativa trans love 1x fem
masterkush 3x (possibly 4 as 1 labled "?" sprouted with something else)
i just transplanted these 3 plants to cups from seeds i'm sprouting in a humidity dome
C99 BX 2x
jack 1x fem
i also am trying to sprout haze skunk x C99s & LSD x C99s, but so far none of those has popped.
to make up for all of the sprouts i lost to both mold and drying in pellets in my humidity dome, i just put all of these in pellets after using the 2 day soak method
thai skunk 5x more
eldorado 5x
unknown bagseed #1 3x
unknown bagseed #2 4x
lemon haze 1x fem
white russian 1x fem
i have some promising grapes & pine tasting mid bagseed i'm saving for next fall and an earlier start than this grow.
i'm not big on taking pics, but this is what the gear under the shop light looked like a couple days ago

if i can't find anything in here that i like smoking, well, i just don't know! i expect to love it all though as the only strain i've grown that's been advertised as getting one high and/or being trippy that disappointed me was LSD because of the creeper stone pheno i got, but it was still way better than street bud as it started out with a high with lead eye before delivering a KO an hour or two later. the strains that i was most excited to grow were the ones i had the most trouble sprouting and/or maintaining... C99 x A11, haze skunk, 8 miles high and i'm down to my last columbian gold out of 3 fems.
i'm most excited to test jack's cleaner 2. a trippy 9 week flowering strain that tastes like lemon could potentially become my new favorite as haze skunk is a 12 week strain i believe and i'm not keen on it's yucky cigar wrapper flavor. lemon is much tastier sounding and TGA has a rep for superior gear. i'm expecting the pure IBL (?) malawi gold to be awesome smoke, but possibly as much of a pain to grow as highland thai. any of those that are female are going to go to the center of the screens with the fastest flowering strains going on the outside edges so the slower strains have room to spread out and get more light as sativas need more light generally.
you might want to see bud pics when all is said and done, but my biggest goal here is to be able to share each strain's THC personality and compare everything to each other so anyone looking for strains that get you high has better info than they can get just from product descriptions that might be more hype than reality. good smoke reporting is hard to come by although it's covered much better here than at other forums. i don't believe in rating strains on numeric scales though except to get those who can't pull a decent smoke report out of their ass to save their lives to say something more informative than "man this shit is DANK!" or "best shit i ever smoked!". i'll be looking for the subtle differences between each comparing flavors, potencies, euphoria, coucklock, motivation, expansion, harshness, spaciness, paranoia, trippiness and length of buzz etc. so you, the intrepid reader have a clue of the potential phenos to expect from each strain without my selecting keepers from fields of 100 ladies. i'm not that serious about getting that last tiny bit of excellence from any plants. i'm just sick & tired of seeing NOTHING but stoner bud on the streets for over 25 years. ANY high, even a weak one is good enough for me while any couchlock is something to be avoided. trippy & euphoric are my favorite traits.
here's to hoping that you get some interesting lowdown from all this and that i'l be getting high as a mofo by next summer and get back to dieting and exercise.
any tips anyone can offer on growing and especially SCROGging are greatly appreciated. i'll be using bark fines based organic soils with composted manure, earthworm castings, vegan fertilyzer and organic grow & bloom teas.
the BIGGEST improvement i'll be making over my 1st grow will probably be letting everything vedge longer as i started all of my gals flowering on the 3rd leafset as that's what i'm pretty sure used to be recommended by grow guides back at the birth of indoor growing when all you heard about was sea of green though i bet the sodium bulb improves growth too. the sodium lamp is definitely brighter. i'll be using a real fan to cool my lights too this time. i skimped every penny i could my first grow and decided to invest in the best materials this time around. i want happy chubby well fed preggers this time.