Getting a Card is too easy for ANYONE!!!!!!

phreakygoat said:

How the F do I get a cannabis card, I’m not dying from sickness, I’m confused… Well, you asked the right dude! It is so ridiculously easy that every stoner should have one already. Alright the first step is the initial diagnosis: do you have any recent medical issues that cause you pain, discomfort, or anxiety? if so, get a copy of your medical records (call hosp. for them), make sure its recent and legit, and this part is done…

If you don't have any condition, here's the best and easiest one to fake EVER: it's called RSI or repetetive motion stress, and it can be in your wrists (suggested) or any other joint. It comes from (for me) moving my wrists around all day in a slightly unhealthy way that eventually starts hurting. just go in to your normal doctor, say your wrists have been hurting from one of these causes(u will probly be lying, fyi): u wrk @ Starbucks, you paint a lot, construction, etc. anything that believably would slowly build up to make your wrists hurt. when the doc tests out ur wrists, just say it hurts, but not a lot (they'll think you have carpal tunnel, don’t agree to surgery lol).kiss-ass

Now that you have legit paperwork for a questionably legit symptom, make an appointment at one of the many docs listed on NORML's california website(you must check out the one you choose, see if anyone else online has used via google). I chose Medicann ($135 for visit, quick, easy, lots of locations, best thing: they give you card for verification, no need to get state issued card that i dont want to pay for) and i'v found it works 95% of the time not having the state card (@ the clubs), cause i see the state card as an extra rip-off, personally.

Now that you are waiting in the lobby of the private clinic, filling out paperwork, just make sure you know how pot could help your condition when you meet the doc. u don't need to exaggerate or lie too much (they want you to have this card), just basically say that herb relieves your PAIN, you like to use it TO REPLACE / REDUCE USE OF MEDS, etc. NOW YOU FUCKING HAVE A CLUB CARD! best day of my life was that first day i hit the club, walked out with quantity. Goin to the club is where you'll want to be the most careful, do the most research (weedrtracker.com is a great start, or yelp).
please ask with anymore questions, and my new motto is: everyone should have a card, unless they're dirt poor (<- only reason not too.) hope this helps.
Peace and Love my brothers and sisters

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