Getting a little too friendly wth dealers.

Stoned Bhudda said:

Today, I was on a quest for a good bag of weed. My regular guy was out so I decided to call Sandra. She said she had some, so I went for a lttle walk across town. Upon arrival, she was as high as a kite, chilling in her robe, playing with her iguana, wile peering over the railing. I was like errr should I come back later? She laughed and told me she had shorts on, so I was like oh ok, and ran up the stairs. We were rather akwardley (well atleast I was) talking on the couch, when she went to get some cokes, and the bong. Her Iguana, digger, was kinda just sitting in the middle of the floor, bobing his head at me. It was funny, he was like go for it, man go for it! So I decided too... She came back with the bong and the cokes, and loaded the bowl. While she was taking a hit, part of the robe fell open, and I saw some cleavage. Apparently shorts washe only thing she had on

Me being blazed as hell, said "Hey, you know some people say weed is an aphrodisiac" She looked at me strange and said "what?" I siad "yeah, the acinets used to use it for that and... stuff." She looked at me through really squinty bloodshot eyes and repeated "what?" I couldnt resist just laughing, so I did. she was like "what are you laughing at? whats so funny?" Me being, a total fool replied "Uhh nothing, it was just funny... I thought" Then she stared at me and took a really long sip of her coke. "Oh yeah?" she said. "Yeah. Just thogh id share... Uhh wanna pack another bowl?" I was trying to change the subject, and I was real high, and was hoping she didnt slap me or something. She was like "What are you trying to get me hot or something" Then she laughed and packed another bowl. I didnt know weather she just blew it off, or wanted to try it out. We were smoking and her damn robe slipped open again. God I hate chicks sometimes. Digger was on the couch, staring at me. Then he licked his lips and cralwed away. I was really confused... I didnt know weather to go for it, or not. She had broken up withher b/f like a couple of weeks ago, so I decided to try it for what it was worth. We were talkig again, andsewas just loungin around in her robe, with the twins preety much haning where they hung. I was actaully kinda mad. I was like fuck, she obviosley doesnt care that I can see her boobs, but on the other hand, her ex is a big dude who she had broken up with, and gotten back otgether with before. I just look her in the eye and siad, "you know, I really think its working" "What? whats working?" "uhh the pot, its good shit" "Yeah. Right. the pot." wow wow wow wow wow. Slow down here. Damn I hate mixed messages. I was like "yeah the weed. It uhh really is working" She chuckled and said "yeah? Ill bet it is" I sinched a little closer to her, looked her up and down, and said "Yeah. Its working damn fine" She looked at me funny and kinda smiled. "So how much you wanna buy?" "Uhhh how much you got?" "However much you need" "Uhh a 1/4" She disappeared into her room and returned my the dope. "Here ya go. 8 grams." "Sweet" I handed her a fifty bill, and pulled out a nug and loaded it up in the bong. "Lets see if itll work even better!" I siad. "Sure" then she winked at me. We finished the bowl and I told her that I outta go, before It works too good. She said "Yeah, maybe you should stop by sometime, and see just how good itll work" "Sure" I walked down the stairs with half a stiffy, put on my shoes, and said see ya soon.

Im too scared to go over there now. I dunno if shes gunna expect something or If I should try for something. Thing is, shes just like that. I stopped by for a gram once and sh sold it to me wearing nothing but towel. I dunno. Should I respect the dealer stauts, or just go for it? I need some help guys.

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