racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol, just having you back is good enough for me clayton, you've been sorely missed..Racer! I would have liked that over there if I could.
now if only you could go find beardo we'd be set..
lol, just having you back is good enough for me clayton, you've been sorely missed..Racer! I would have liked that over there if I could.
so very true, nothing like a drug tooth to kill an erection..Those homes are the best places to pick up some strange.
The removable teeth is a bonus.
lol, just having you back is good enough for me clayton, you've been sorely missed..
now if only you could go find beardo we'd be set..
Thank you, sir! Excellent idea, if I could keep them in a cage. Most of these people just poop themselves, forget how to eat, repeat the same shit over and over and over, etc. If I could keep them in a box and turn a hose on them occasionally, but I don't think it would be worth it, and I think the state comes for a visit to check up on them from time to time. Waaaaay easier to just beat them in poker, or get a loan.I'm posting from 8000 miles away in a karoake bar at my going away party to say, "it's good to hear from you again Clayton!". Glad to see you're still thinking about how to better your situation. Have you thought about taking some of these folks into your "loving care" and cashing their SS checks? Just something to think about!
I hope your wife post you singing from that bar, We'd love to see it! Well I would.
Nice!
Clayton, you ever tell them old ladies that you are their boyfriend to get a blowjob?
Sounds to me like you're nothing but a rip-off. What goes around comes around!!!
Those places take volunteers, correct? I'm feeling the urge to do some volunteer work...a throbbing urge.Done and done! A couple of times though, midway through, they forgot what they were doing. One bit me, the other started screaming and crying. I barely had time to get zipped up before the nurse came in. I got two loans from her that day.
The combination of Viagra and ignorance about safer sex has really increased STD rates among the elderly.Lol fact stds are one of the top issues health care providers face dealing with in old age homes...
Glad to see you back bro. You truely are a saint.So, one of the checks bounced today. I had to go in to talk to the old lady. She said she didn't remember writing the check, but I think she may. I took her wedding ring, and accidentally broke her finger. She was yelling, so I put a pillow over her face. Then she stopped and I took off the pillow. She was just looking at me like I might be bringing her food. She started yapping about her finger hurting and I told her she closed it in the window. I asked her about my loan and she said she doesn;t have any money in her account, but she does have a stash in a safe deposit box. As soon as she remembers where she hid the key, I'm going to help her invest it.
I'm going to start bringing her puzzles and maybe buy her an account at Lumosity.com.
I kind of feel like a pirate. Where's me treasure, woman?!?!?!?!?
Glad to see you back bro. You truely are a saint.