poopoo1964
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Ok, Here we go.....
A state trooper is driving down the highway on his patrol. Suddenly, a man and woman driving a pick-up, goes blazing past him ZOOOOMMMM!!!!!
The cop sees it's a little old man and plans on just giving him a warning to slow down a little. When he catches up to him he signals the old man to pull over. He pulls in behind them and as he walks up to the door he says " Did you see me as you when blasting by me back there"? " an another thing, I noticed you didn't have your seatbelt on either."
" I had my seatbelt on officer" replied the old man in a pissed off angry tone. "No, I'm sure you didn't" the officer replied. "So, I'll ask you again did you have your seatbelt on?, "Because I "
"Look", Cutting the officer off. " I know I was wearing my seatbelt your mistaken so, piss off" the old man spat out in a very irritated derogatory tone. "Sir," the officer started again. " There is no need to talk like that to me" "I was just going to give you a warning for speeding, but again I insist I noticed you didn't have you seatbelt on as you passed me." " Isn't that correct sir?."
" Loooook" said the old man, " I told you"." I had my seatbelt on when I passed you back there."
"Sir", the cop pleaded. "I'm going to give you one last." Just then the woman leans over from her seat and replies, "Oh, officer", there is just no arguing with him after he's gotten himself this drunk."
A state trooper is driving down the highway on his patrol. Suddenly, a man and woman driving a pick-up, goes blazing past him ZOOOOMMMM!!!!!
The cop sees it's a little old man and plans on just giving him a warning to slow down a little. When he catches up to him he signals the old man to pull over. He pulls in behind them and as he walks up to the door he says " Did you see me as you when blasting by me back there"? " an another thing, I noticed you didn't have your seatbelt on either."
" I had my seatbelt on officer" replied the old man in a pissed off angry tone. "No, I'm sure you didn't" the officer replied. "So, I'll ask you again did you have your seatbelt on?, "Because I "
"Look", Cutting the officer off. " I know I was wearing my seatbelt your mistaken so, piss off" the old man spat out in a very irritated derogatory tone. "Sir," the officer started again. " There is no need to talk like that to me" "I was just going to give you a warning for speeding, but again I insist I noticed you didn't have you seatbelt on as you passed me." " Isn't that correct sir?."
" Loooook" said the old man, " I told you"." I had my seatbelt on when I passed you back there."
"Sir", the cop pleaded. "I'm going to give you one last." Just then the woman leans over from her seat and replies, "Oh, officer", there is just no arguing with him after he's gotten himself this drunk."
