Got a stray lizard stoned...

I open my blinds to see this



So... when in rome!

I took a fat rip and blew it at it. It closed its eyes while I blew it out then opened em up and started licking... sat there for about 4 minutes now it's trying to climb up... probably to the lizard god.

Epic.





Disclaimer: I didn't do it forcefully, I asked politely and it winked back.

Benassi said:

I open my blinds to see this

So... when in rome!

I took a fat rip and blew it at it. It closed its eyes while I blew it out then opened em up and started licking... sat there for about 4 minutes now it's trying to climb up... probably to the lizard god.

Epic.





Disclaimer: I didn't do it forcefully, I asked politely and it winked back.

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Neighborhood looks familiar

getting animals high is the 4th greatest thing in the world


next to

1. pot
2. vagina
3. pizza
4. getting animals high

GrowTech said:

Neighborhood looks familiar

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Every neighborhood looks familiar... hence why craigslist apartment scam ads are the same loft somewhere in new york, lol.

Benassi said:

Every neighborhood looks familiar... hence why craigslist apartment scam ads are the same loft somewhere in new york, lol.

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Haha touche

Hehe, my dog always knows when I'm heading out for "alone time" his ass comes running so fast. Damn dog is a bigger weed fiend than me!

And before the animal rights peeps show up, no, I do not blow it in his face. We simply go out for a quick ride and he just hangs and enjoys. I buy twice as much dog food as anyone else.

You should put him in a jar and blow hits into it. Yes I know its not nice. But its fun though.

timsatx1 said:

You should put him in a jar and blow hits into it. Yes I know its not nice. But its fun though.

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brilliant idea... i'm sure that would do the trick

how generous of you to smoke that lizard down

I need to come hang on your window, maybe you'll get me high.

Anyone who comes on my property is subject to intoxication... animals too!

Lol, I was thinking about catching it and getting it stoned in a lizard cage but, I already had lizards as a child and was over it... got it stoned and then I got high myself and started thinking all this shit, like it's gonna fall and break it's legs. Well it didn't, it got ALL skittish though, like if I put my finger next to him he buggered out and climbed up to my roof, lol. (he didn't move when I touched it prior to stoning)...

This was a lot more entertaining than the spider I got high...