Great Stoner Quotes

budman226

budman226

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jay and silent bob

jay: "and she was like ooooh i wanna suck you two guys's dicks off"

that makes me laugh everytime.
 
Reprogammed

Reprogammed

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Gygax1974 said:
Not neccasarily a stoner quote but...my buddy on sleeping with a loose women said "it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". We were laughing our asses off when he said that.:mrgreen:
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My buddy Mark said that, only with "It was like sticking my dick in a lukewarm bowl of runny Jell-O."
 
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notsoslimjim

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sasarchiver said:
PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL
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no joke man lighter are pain...... i had one end up in a bong and still can't remember how it got there....
 
battosai

battosai

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i was going to uh.. wtf.. i just forgot what i was thinking about hold on gimme a sec.






oh yea did you wanna smoke another bowl?
 
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notsoslimjim

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so as my mate and i were discussing the merits of Indoor Vs. Outdoor growing... the topic of rabbits came up...the conversation:

A- "if we move em outdoors the rabbits will eat it"
A- "then the rabbits will be getting high off our birds(girls for non-brits)"
A- "the fuckin rabbits will be baked"
Me- "fuck man.... FUCK tha RABBITS!!!"
A- "well its okay with me only if he is peter tha rabbit or the rabbit from alice in wonderland"
Me- "you're fucking blasted mate"
A- "right... this here is the dogs bollocks(in refrence to the ganja being good)"

could not stop laughing after that for a good 15-20 minutes

Cheers
 
Coma

Coma

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i know thats right, permanent brain damage..lmao!! i do kno some funny shit tho 4 real!! lol
 
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