Great Stoner Quotes

Gygax1974

Just some idiot

• Jun 19, 2007

• #41

I don't watch TV, but i was sure it was not his little saying.

 

budman226

Well-Known Member

• Jun 19, 2007

• #42

jay and silent bob

jay: "and she was like ooooh i wanna suck you two guys's dicks off"

that makes me laugh everytime.

 

Reprogammed

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #43

Gygax1974 said:

Not neccasarily a stoner quote but...my buddy on sleeping with a loose women said "it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway". We were laughing our asses off when he said that.

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My buddy Mark said that, only with "It was like sticking my dick in a lukewarm bowl of runny Jell-O."

 

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notsoslimjim

Active Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #44

sasarchiver said:

PS yeah, missing keys, so its not just me lol Godam lighters are apain too. one second ur holding it the next sec ur not. Ends up in the fridge and everything. LOL

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no joke man lighter are pain...... i had one end up in a bong and still can't remember how it got there....

 

TheConstantGardner

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #45

SuperTroopers
"He's already pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!"

That whole scene is the funniest ever especially when baked.

 

battosai

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #46

i was going to uh.. wtf.. i just forgot what i was thinking about hold on gimme a sec.






oh yea did you wanna smoke another bowl?

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #47

TheConstantGardner said:

SuperTroopers
"He's already pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!"

That whole scene is the funniest ever especially when baked.

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"meow".........

 

TheConstantGardner

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #48

lol, oh yea! I remember that meow

 

Coma

Active Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #49

thats some funny crap right there.....i have so many and cant think of one

 

Major_Nuggz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #50

"pernament dainbramage"

 

BIGMIKE13

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #51

his name ? his name is RRRAAALLLPPHH

UP IN SMOKE

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #52

"his name is robert polson and he was a friend of mine."

 

Pizip

Well-Known Member

• Jun 20, 2007

• #53

"i smoke rock"
" im rich biotch"
Dave Chappelle's funny.

 

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notsoslimjim

Active Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #54

so as my mate and i were discussing the merits of Indoor Vs. Outdoor growing... the topic of rabbits came up...the conversation:

A- "if we move em outdoors the rabbits will eat it"
A- "then the rabbits will be getting high off our birds(girls for non-brits)"
A- "the fuckin rabbits will be baked"
Me- "fuck man.... FUCK tha RABBITS!!!"
A- "well its okay with me only if he is peter tha rabbit or the rabbit from alice in wonderland"
Me- "you're fucking blasted mate"
A- "right... this here is the dogs bollocks(in refrence to the ganja being good)"

could not stop laughing after that for a good 15-20 minutes

Cheers

 

chips

Active Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #55

" You can't polish a turd "

 

Major_Nuggz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #56

chips said:

" You can't polish a turd "

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curious?? Have you tried?

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #57

chips said:

" You can't polish a turd "

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if it were dried and shellacked you could. hehehehe

 

Major_Nuggz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #58

fdd2blk said:

if it were dried and shellacked you could. hehehehe

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Sounds like a jailhouse weapon..lol
Btw corn pops if you dry it too fast

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #59

"i'm so high right now........"

 

Coma

Active Member

• Jun 21, 2007

• #60

i know thats right, permanent brain damage..lmao!! i do kno some funny shit tho 4 real!! lol