Great Stoner Quotes

a while back I got quoted saying "...dude, I know they say that there is no way you could ever over-dose on Cannabis, but Fuuucckkk."
lol. not hilarious I know, but it was great during the time.
 
more great quotes from a great movie:

"...my grandma drank all my pot..."
"dude, you can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion."
 
Great thread, tonnes of great quotes!

My Contribution!
Her-"You've never lasted this long before"
Me-"I've never been this high before"

True story :D
 
a quote i said to my buddy when we were tokin in the woods "DUDE ITS SASQUATCH!! nah thats just a hairy fat guy....oh...why is there a hairy fat guy in the woods??"
 
me n my friend were approached by the marines or sommin and "the recruiters opening line was would you be interested in joining the marines?" my friend instantly replied "can i still smoke weed"
you may have had to be there but isnt that the case with most stoner stories?
 
i quit facebook today and have some reasons:

i quit facebook because I really don't care what other people are doing. I just want to endlessly tell other people what I'm doing.

i quit facebook because if I knew your political views, we might not be friends

i quit facebook because my friend requests were ghetto fools, ppl wishing they knew me, spammers, or fat chicks

unrelated: next time I want career and relationship advice from an unemployed, middle aged, serial dater lesbian with a foreclosure, I'll ask thank you
 
I got so high today I was told, by my wife, that I made "down syndrome look like a hobby"......women .....they just dont understand the reasoning behind a mans madness...lol
 
Word! Fuck facebook! Stop being lazy and write a book if you want the world to know your business....Its bad enough the Government knows to much, why in the fuck would I want to tell the world about myself....unless for some reason I am not okay with who I am, maybe I could pretend to be somebody else until I feel better about myself, but for the mean time I just missed my bus and now I get to get beatup by the bullies as I walk to school.....Looks like they will have new posting for Facebook!

Facebook......A morally bankrupt degenerate that proves just how increadible bored and lazy our world has come....thats why CANNABIS is my facebook

PS....I LOVE FARMVILLE ....wtf....seriously, dont we have anything better to do than to "Pretend" we fucking farming.....my god what have we become is so sad
 
HAHA farmvile! my phucking family always try to out-DO one another on that game & i'm like why don't you do some real gardening ,then they give me the snake eye... funny shit
 
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