growing weed in prison new help

BCtrippin said:

What money is being wasted? Why is it in EVERY thread theres someone who just has to force their opinion down everyone elses throats. We understand your opinion and that you think its a bad idea.

This thread wasnt made for people to say why it shouldnt be done.... It was made because the guy is going to a slack prison and wants to have some fun while he's there... Hes not even trying to do anything with the weed, how fucking hard is it to throw some bagseed in the ground and see what happens while your there.

If you've got nothing useful to add why bother posting?

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Wait so whats the point in this thread if it isnt to discuss the idea?

Im kinda confused as to what you think this thread is for. The only thing i can think of other than asking for peoples opinions is to show how much of a 'rebel' he is being.....

Remember man forums are about freedom of speach, as long as what i say is not directly abusive to people there is no reason why i cant post my opinion on the matter.

Why isit on every thread that there is someone trying to impose they're opinions on how other people should behave on forums....

Oh ye and the chances of any plant growing if he just sticks a seed under some soil is highly unlikely to work.

What if it doesnt rain? What if a bird eats the seed? What if the plant grows an inch or two and then a slug munches on it? Last i checked they didnt allow slug pellets in prison (Before you say it no i havent ever checked its a figure of speach).

And to sum up......why put something in your ass just to try and prove that you can grow weed in jail...

captain chronizzle said:

also make sure to ingest the proper amounts of NPK, otherwise it might be underdeveloped.

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That RIP Levi picture in the bottom of your sig has me creeped right the fuk out,thats my name !

Wtf is up with that picture ?

i dont mind the people that say it cant be done...as long as they give there reasons why the think it cant be done. that way we can discuss it and both make our points.but i just think the people who have no idea should read the tread and then maybe they might form some opinions we can then discuss

Iam suprise to be sitting here and responding to this, and was suprised to see the response this got,(of course, it was the idea) This could never ever happen I'am talking here in the states(USA), other country have there own policy's, but lets say this sernario pan out and was succeful in growing several plants, his goting to think about 24/7 and going check on them now and then or harvest, etc, never mind the smell, the way it looks, through yard, cell searches, etc your going to get caught, if they havent pulled it out, they have it under surveillance. Once your caught (you will) now your little dime time turns into 25 plus years, you will have new charge's and time added, for cultivating illegal drug on state or federal property of with the intent to sell or distrubute, not only that they probably will end up locking down the whole prison for cell and yard searches, looking for your pot and you think the other inmates will like the lockdown, no yard, no program etc because dummass cause the lockdown, and now his doing time in shoe unit and evenually to GP yard his head probably wll be on the block. Pay back or Tit for Tat are nothing nice in prison. The prison politics among the inmates will never let it get this far. He need to just do his time and follow the program. There are two different people incarcerated in prison, inmate or a convict. An inmate only thinks of himself and himself only and does everything but follow the program causing problems and interruptions draws attention to himself, a convict (OG) may not like the program or what has been laid out in front of him but goes with the program and betters himself, does his business quitly. Which one is he going to be ?? He been busted and now his going to do it again in prison I wasn't going to reply to this because of it idiotness but he made it sound like it's just skipp in the park, prison is serious and serious time and shouldn't be taken lightly. Someone needs to take him under there wing and give this man some guildness.

Seems to be one of the better reasons.....

dpjones said:

Wait so whats the point in this thread if it isnt to discuss the idea?

Im kinda confused as to what you think this thread is for. The only thing i can think of other than asking for peoples opinions is to show how much of a 'rebel' he is being.....

Remember man forums are about freedom of speach, as long as what i say is not directly abusive to people there is no reason why i cant post my opinion on the matter.

Why isit on every thread that there is someone trying to impose they're opinions on how other people should behave on forums....

Oh ye and the chances of any plant growing if he just sticks a seed under some soil is highly unlikely to work.

What if it doesnt rain? What if a bird eats the seed? What if the plant grows an inch or two and then a slug munches on it? Last i checked they didnt allow slug pellets in prison (Before you say it no i havent ever checked its a figure of speach).

And to sum up......why put something in your ass just to try and prove that you can grow weed in jail...

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what do you think happens in the wild...do you think every plant/tree/shub/ect has a little man with a watering can and nutes watching over them 24/7?

he isnt planning on harvesting he just wants to throw around some seeds and watch them grow if they ever did!!! yeah lockdown because the yard had a couple of mj plants lol they dont do lockdowns when they find worst shit!!! this is prison dude people go there for much worse reasons than pot so im sure the person in charge wouldnt even care he would say did you rip them out yes good and thats all anyone would able to throw a seed so thats no reason for him particularly being punished and even if he gets caught what r they going to do to him put him in prison???lol whats his crime anyways?? he will not be in possession because he wont harvest he will take little if any care of the babies so he will not implement himself and at the end of the day how will they prove he was the one that planted the seeds??? and ok he gets busted big time how much time do you think he will be additionally punished?? prisons are full all around the world once youre in they try to help you out its only when ure out that they try to put u in!! if he is careful i find it highly unlikely he gets busted and even he does its not the us its the uk and they will not shoot him or send him to guantanamo and if he spends a month more i dont think he cares i wouldnt !!! id take an additional month just to make them look as fools!!! hey bitch cop look at whats growing in the cop nest under your nose fucking tard get a real job!!! or even better think if they grew and they called bbc there could be a nationwide news broadcast of how marijuana was growing under the C.O.'s nose!!! go for a dwarf strain its more inconspicuous bro and needs less care!!!!

GreenGaint said:

Iam suprise to be sitting here and responding to this, and was suprised to see the response this got,(of course, it was the idea) This could never ever happen, unless your doing time in some 3rd world country, but lets say this sernario pan out and was succeful in growing several plants, his goting to think about 24/7 and going check on them now and then or harvest, etc, never mind the smell, the way it looks, through yard, cell searches, etc your going to get caught, if they havent pulled it out, they have it under surveillance. Once your caught (you will) now your little dime time turns into 25 plus years, you will have new charge's and time added, for cultivating illegal drug on state or federal property of with the intent to sell or distrubute, not only that they probably will end up locking down the whole prison for cell and yard searches, looking for your pot and you think the other inmates will like the lockdown, no yard, no program etc because dummass cause the lockdown, and now his doing time in shoe unit and evenually to GP yard his head probably wll be on the block. Pay back or Tit for Tat are nothing nice in prison. The prison politics among the inmates will never let it get this far. He need to just do his time and follow the program. There are two different people incarcerated in prison, inmate or a convict. An inmate only thinks of himself and himself only and does everything but follow the program causing problems and interruptions draws attention to himself, a convict (OG) may not like the program or what has been laid out in front of him but goes with the program and does his business quitly and does his time. Which one is he going to be

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remember i am in the uk and in a cat c jail...the 1 before an open prison not like its a u.s. hardcore jail.

say goodbye to how reasonable folks have been so far...You are in a life or death situation...WHEN you get caught with the weed, you will be gang raped! The clock will tick as hide in the shadows, mixing your nutes ( which you obtained through your connections with the Aryan Brotherhood.)

you get the idea.


It's going to be tough brother!


good luck mate!

EVERY person who has posted that this is a bad idea seems to think that hes trying to grow some fat dank buds in prison for him to harvest and smoke or sell.

If you read the thread THAT IS NOT THE CASE.


Its a Cat C Prison in the UK where he wants to throw some seeds around the yard to see what happens. Why is this so difficult for people to comprehend....

.....Maybe Im just too Canadian. Everyone who thinks this is a bad idea is American so far too....

This is NOT gonna happen in the USA, I think anyone will agree...but its not USA....its the UK...

People are so ignorant and so quick to post their opinions without reading the damn thread.

BCtrippin said:

EVERY person who has posted that this is a bad idea seems to think that hes trying to grow some fat dank buds in prison for him to harvest and smoke or sell.

If you read the thread THAT IS NOT THE CASE.


Its a Cat C Prison in the UK where he wants to throw some seeds around the yard to see what happens. Why is this so difficult for people to comprehend....

.....Maybe Im just too Canadian. Everyone who thinks this is a bad idea is American so far too....

This is NOT gonna happen in the USA, I think anyone will agree...but its not USA....its the UK...

People are so ignorant and so quick to post their opinions without reading the damn thread.

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its possible if the security is total shit... you'd need to hide it good.

BCtrippin said:

EVERY person who has posted that this is a bad idea seems to think that hes trying to grow some fat dank buds in prison for him to harvest and smoke or sell.

If you read the thread THAT IS NOT THE CASE.


Its a Cat C Prison in the UK where he wants to throw some seeds around the yard to see what happens. Why is this so difficult for people to comprehend....

.....Maybe Im just too Canadian. Everyone who thinks this is a bad idea is American so far too....

This is NOT gonna happen in the USA, I think anyone will agree...but its not USA....its the UK...

People are so ignorant and so quick to post their opinions without reading the damn thread.

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You have said this a couple of times now and i think everyone knows....the guys hanging round trying to disuade (is that actually a word?) the guy are prob plp who have read the whole thing....like me.....

Im British btw

If your going to forest bank its not possible.
ForestBank is all inside,
1 main building with legs coming off,
I spent 3months B-wing (REMAND)
7 months A-WING then on to B-WING 2 months
There is no way or place to plant SIMPLE.
from cell to visit area all indoors,
The only time you do go outside is to play football (very rare) allways gym/sports indoors.
There is no flowerbeds no grassy areas all astro turf.
OUT

I would love for this to happen
it just wont happen at forest bank
pic \/

were on the pic would you plant them?
Now if you were to be sent to an open prison you would have no problems no problems atall!!
Forest Bank is a NO NO,

I can see at least six places where there is soil/grass on them pic...two of which are reachable via pad window or one the yards

Your mental image of screws running round in a panic made me laugh, you really think it's going to cause a big fuss when they find a few plants growing?

They find drugs,guns and phones 365 days a year without batting an eyelid or ringing up the News of the World offering an exclusive.

If you cut a screws throat it might make the local paper or even the BBC regional news, but no-one's going to care about ten Cannabis plants in a cat C.

If you wanted to get one over them you'd have to cover a whole football pitch with it, IMHO

flashgee said:

I can see at least six places where there is soil/grass on them pic...two of which are reachable via pad window or one the yards

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OK area 1
infront of football feild
If you have been to forest bank b4 you know this area is out of reach,
you can not walk on the soil walkway is caged in! you could poke your seeds threw the fence but with cctv at both ends of the walkway, And screws allways walk behind the cons very hard imo, And how far could you throw the seeds threw a small wire mesh fence?
You can not acces this area threw any cell window!
the only windows that overlook this area are offices

flashgee said:

I can see at least six places where there is soil/grass on them pic...two of which are reachable via pad window or one the yards

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Area 2 is simple, you got no acces to this area!
No acces from pad window

flashgee said:

I can see at least six places where there is soil/grass on them pic...two of which are reachable via pad window or one the yards

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Area 3, 4, 5
slim chance.
Yard time. you could poke seeds threw metal mesh fence?
cctv on fence screws watching,
and again how far could you get seeds threw fence?