Oh no, please dont be serious about it. Your not only making growers look foolish, but this is the most ignorant way to go about your sentence. Just wait, have someone else grow. Get local and state laws stright about possesing or growing marijuana. Educate yourself while you have time, do not go about your normal leisure gowing in a cell, you will get "nicked" on a federal charge. Then the only place you have fertile ground to grow it will be in your soft irritated tissue of your colon!