Ha. All your post count means is that you don't do anything but sit at your computer in your free time and attempt to make sense of your friendless existence. I don't have 30k posts because in the last 3 years I've spent my time doing other shit.
Sadly, the only person on that list that's even remotely cool is UncleBuck and I only say that because he owes me a hand job still and I don't want to scare him off. Lol. I've got 5 years of time spent here on you bro, plus I'm just generally way better than you. So...anything else?