ericrius17
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Drug testing is an invasion of privacy, but privacy is not a constitutionally protected right. A company has the right to screen its potential and current employees for drug use, but the testees have the ability to protect their private behavior. What you do in your own home doesnt necessarily effect what you do in the workplace, so if you cheat a drug test, your not violating any moral principles. Maybe just the law. But the laws are arbitrary and I advocate breaking them with whatever frequency your moral fiber dictates.
To beat your drug test there are a few simple things you should know. First, marijuana can stay in your system for many months if you are a regular user. Heavy use (ie. Smoking 3-5 times per week or day) builds up lots of THC in your system that can take up to 6 months to eliminate. Vigorous exercise and drinking lots of water can speed up this process. Further, several products claim to speed this process up. These products lie to you. They do have uses, but the reported use is not how they operate. What they do is mask your urine by instructing you to dilute it by imbibing lots of water. Then they put in vitamins, creatine and other nutrients in high doses to make your urine, which should be mostly water if you follow their directions, look like normal urine.
Some amateur attempts to beat drug tests fail for many reasons. Drug screening tests the temperature of the urine sample, so tampering or diluting it can be detected. If you think your urine may have traces of THC, follow these directions and you will maximize your chance of passing.
1.[FONT="] [/FONT]Subbing
Subbing refers to substituting fake or clean piss with your own. A small bottle can be snuck into the testing facility and emptied in place of real urine. Occasionally, you will be watched while you urinate, which complicates things a bit. Try not to hide the bottle anywhere noticeable. Avoid tight clothing. Some women hide the bottles in their vaginas. No joke. I taped mine next to my junk, but it may have stuck out a bit. I would consider hiding under ones arm if its possible.
Subbing is the best strategy because you know that the urine is passable. The only issue is sneaking it in and moderating its temperature. To do this, buy a handwarmer. Heat up the bottle in the microwave for about 8-12 seconds. You need to get the temp to about 98 degrees so put it back in for a few seconds if your off. Wrap the bottle in the handwarmer and tape it to your leg securely. You want to keep it close to your skin so that your body temperature keeps the urine warm enough. I recommend buying a digital thermometer (Walgreens, target, kmart all carry them for about $10) to check the temperature throughout the day. If the temp. drops below 94 degrees, buy some coffee and put the bottle in the coffee till the temp rises. This can be tricky if you did a bad job taping the bottle.
Note: Dr. Greens Agent X is the fake urine I used. Some ppl report that this failed them. Theres a 2 yr shelf-life but no production date so you never know what your gonna get. The best thing to do is find a friend of family member who doesnt smoke and get their urine.
2.[FONT="] [/FONT]Contingency
If your being watched or cant smuggle in clean or fake urine, you still have several options available to you. Go to a GNC vitamin shop or a head shop (a store that sells bongs and other smoking paraphernalia). They will have several products available. Look for ones that are for the day of use. They should indicate that they have over 1000% vitamin B6 and B12 as well as creatine. They come in either pill or drink form. If you have time, read some reviews on stoner forums or just as an employee. Read the instructions and be ready to pound some water. Do not drink too much or you will dilute even the vitamins the supplements add. 4-6 bottles works well.
Visine, a stoners best friend, is a good option if you have no way of using any of the above means. 2-3 drops for about 2 ounces of piss should create a false positive (or negative, I forgot). I also read that advil can screw up the readings.
Hope this guide helps. If I missed anything useful, let me know. Good luck!
Drug testing is an invasion of privacy, but privacy is not a constitutionally protected right. A company has the right to screen its potential and current employees for drug use, but the testees have the ability to protect their private behavior. What you do in your own home doesnt necessarily effect what you do in the workplace, so if you cheat a drug test, your not violating any moral principles. Maybe just the law. But the laws are arbitrary and I advocate breaking them with whatever frequency your moral fiber dictates.
To beat your drug test there are a few simple things you should know. First, marijuana can stay in your system for many months if you are a regular user. Heavy use (ie. Smoking 3-5 times per week or day) builds up lots of THC in your system that can take up to 6 months to eliminate. Vigorous exercise and drinking lots of water can speed up this process. Further, several products claim to speed this process up. These products lie to you. They do have uses, but the reported use is not how they operate. What they do is mask your urine by instructing you to dilute it by imbibing lots of water. Then they put in vitamins, creatine and other nutrients in high doses to make your urine, which should be mostly water if you follow their directions, look like normal urine.
Some amateur attempts to beat drug tests fail for many reasons. Drug screening tests the temperature of the urine sample, so tampering or diluting it can be detected. If you think your urine may have traces of THC, follow these directions and you will maximize your chance of passing.
1.[FONT="] [/FONT]Subbing
Subbing refers to substituting fake or clean piss with your own. A small bottle can be snuck into the testing facility and emptied in place of real urine. Occasionally, you will be watched while you urinate, which complicates things a bit. Try not to hide the bottle anywhere noticeable. Avoid tight clothing. Some women hide the bottles in their vaginas. No joke. I taped mine next to my junk, but it may have stuck out a bit. I would consider hiding under ones arm if its possible.
Subbing is the best strategy because you know that the urine is passable. The only issue is sneaking it in and moderating its temperature. To do this, buy a handwarmer. Heat up the bottle in the microwave for about 8-12 seconds. You need to get the temp to about 98 degrees so put it back in for a few seconds if your off. Wrap the bottle in the handwarmer and tape it to your leg securely. You want to keep it close to your skin so that your body temperature keeps the urine warm enough. I recommend buying a digital thermometer (Walgreens, target, kmart all carry them for about $10) to check the temperature throughout the day. If the temp. drops below 94 degrees, buy some coffee and put the bottle in the coffee till the temp rises. This can be tricky if you did a bad job taping the bottle.
Note: Dr. Greens Agent X is the fake urine I used. Some ppl report that this failed them. Theres a 2 yr shelf-life but no production date so you never know what your gonna get. The best thing to do is find a friend of family member who doesnt smoke and get their urine.
2.[FONT="] [/FONT]Contingency
If your being watched or cant smuggle in clean or fake urine, you still have several options available to you. Go to a GNC vitamin shop or a head shop (a store that sells bongs and other smoking paraphernalia). They will have several products available. Look for ones that are for the day of use. They should indicate that they have over 1000% vitamin B6 and B12 as well as creatine. They come in either pill or drink form. If you have time, read some reviews on stoner forums or just as an employee. Read the instructions and be ready to pound some water. Do not drink too much or you will dilute even the vitamins the supplements add. 4-6 bottles works well.
Visine, a stoners best friend, is a good option if you have no way of using any of the above means. 2-3 drops for about 2 ounces of piss should create a false positive (or negative, I forgot). I also read that advil can screw up the readings.
Hope this guide helps. If I missed anything useful, let me know. Good luck!
