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GreatwhiteNorth

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bears got balls and penis ?Then kicking them really hard in the groin should do the trick ?
jump on its back , and do a choke hold , and choke it out.

Yes they do, but if you're getting attacked its on the other end. For the most part when a bear attacks he is on all fours (not standing like you see on TV) & you ain't gonna reach them. Additionally their Penis is internal, it only is exposed during sex, and the Scrot is smaller than you might imagine and is tucked up tightly to its body making your chosen target very small.
Jumping on a bears back & choking it out is impossible - you ain't that strong and they are !
Around here bears come out around the beginning of April & indeed they are pretty lethargic for a week or so, but to think that you might have any strength advantage is again silly.
 

RockstarEnergy

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hey man i have the same situation! a black bear was a spotted a few time in my neighborhood and one night i woke up with a momma and cubs tearing apart our bird feeder.

i usually whisle really loud and call out every once in a while when i go out to my plants. all the advice i got was to make noise so the bear sees you first. they are usually more afraid of you and will run away if they see or hear you coming. just be very aware of your surroundings and you'll be fine.

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freddiemoney

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If you've got a wild bear at the point where it is willing to fight you for its life rather than run away, you are going to have a real tough time getting in close enough to kick or punch it anywhere before you are either flat on your ass or trying to find some way to stuff your intestines back into the hole(s) it just tore in you.
There are bears around my spot due to the huge amounts of berries that grow there and they take off into the bush as soon as they smell or hear you. Just don't creep through the woods like a ninja and you should be fine. (This is Black Bears, I have no other type around my area.)
 

RockstarEnergy

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If you've got a wild bear at the point where it is willing to fight you for its life rather than run away, you are going to have a real tough time getting in close enough to kick or punch it anywhere before you are either flat on your ass or trying to find some way to stuff your intestines back into the hole(s) it just tore in you.
There are bears around my spot due to the huge amounts of berries that grow there and they take off into the bush as soon as they smell or hear you. Just don't creep through the woods like a ninja and you should be fine. (This is Black Bears, I have no other type around my area.)
hey man is your avatar an Alex Grey piece?
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Todays news.

Bear Kills 1 Person, Injures 2 Others at Campground Near Yellowstone
Published July 28, 2010
HELENA, Mont. -- At least one bear rampaged through a campground near Yellowstone National Park before dawn Wednesday, killing one person and injuring two others before campers sought shelter in their cars, wildlife officials said.
Tents were smashed in the 4 a.m. attack that left a male dead at the Soda Butte campground. A female suffered severe lacerations from bites on her arms, while another male was bitten on his calf and taken to a hospital in Cody, Wyo.
Wildlife officials did not release the identities or ages of the victims. A response team was being sent to piece together what happened.
"We don't know if it was one bear, two bears, a black bear or grizzly bear," Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks spokesman Ron Aasheim said. "Obviously, the bear's gone now. Will it come back tonight? That's the question."
Authorities cleared the campground after the attack was reported at 6 a.m., telling campers to go to their cars.
It was not immediately clear how many people were in the campground at the time of the attack.
The same campground was the site of a 2008 attack in which a grizzly bear bit and injured a man sleeping in a tent. A young adult female grizzly was captured in a trap four days after the attack and transported to a bear research center at Washington State University in Pullman.
The Soda Butte campground has 27 sites in the Gallatin National Forest near the northeastern entrance of Yellowstone National Park. It is located just off the rugged, mountainous Beartooth Highway about 125 miles southwest of Billings.
"It is a populated area for bears, not just grizzly bears but black bears," Gallatin National Forest spokeswoman Marna Daley said.
The campground, which is run by the U.S. Forest Service, has been closed, as well as two other nearby campgrounds, Daley said. Forest Service officials will consider closing more campgrounds after consulting with state wildlife officials leading the investigation, she said.
 

NoDrama

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Not a man lives that can take a grown bear down in hand to hand combat. Animals pound for pound are an average of 8 times stronger than a person. Bears can live through multiple shots from a 44 magnum.
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
I just read, I think yesterday or today ( way to many bongs today so sorry about bad memory) ....ANWAYS, I read that jack hanna fended off a grizzly bear with a shot of pepper spray. He said bear just turned and walked away??? Thats to close to comfor for me. With or without pepper spray...I have no desire to fuck with a bear. Now with a gun, way up in a tree...now I can work with that :) OH, and multiple rounds :) Ive see head shot of a bear that didnt even phase him :) Three rounds later, he dropped.
 
L0L 3 rounds, bears are tanks.I wouldn't fuck with one man and I find that you shouldn't under estimate any opponent for that matter, cockiness is the mother of most fuck ups.
 
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