Guys--If You Were Stoned?

Okay. First of all, I'm really disapointed that there are no $5 cheap dates!

Second, it is alarming how many of my fellow stonies have small deformed penises! mmm or is it Peni?? Jeff, help me here.

Anyway, live long and prosper!

I think your a bit mixed here man. Only reason you would let a fag suck your dick is because its so small no girl under 400LBs would do it willingly. (Or of course your just a fag, eitherway sucks for you)

AquafinaOrbit said:

I think your a bit mixed here man. Only reason you would let a fag suck your dick is because its so small no girl under 400LBs would do it willingly. (Or of course your just a fag, eitherway sucks for you)

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Confusing. So, if you have a small little dick, you should be happy a fag is willing to suck it? Because you would not want a fat chick to do it? Or maybe you would need some money to pay for a babe?

Or, how about a guy sucking your dick while you're eatin pussy?

Or better still, fuckin a pussy while suckin a cock?

Arent u the same guy that made that other gay thread?

Look man, Im sorry to break the news to u...but I think ur gay.

I will not take part in the poll because theres not a "Im not gay" choice or a "$10,000+" choice.

If u want my honest answer here it is...Im straight, being high doesnt make me any more gay than being sober. The only drug Ive heard that has the ability to possibly do that is Ex, and chances are ud be gay anyways if u got those feelings. If were talking about some transvestite that already looked like a girl when they were a guy, and is now a girl and looks 100% like a girl and never told me she used to be a guy...Ill take $500. If were talking about just the average guy then its easily in the thousands. $10,000+ at least. And thats if both of those are in privacy and noone would ever know or have any proof that it happened. If it had to be known by the public or video taped times those numbers by 10.

there should be an option "$0 cuz aint no dude suckin my cock." that's naaaasty

another post about a guy sucking your dick???

Unless it's a woman named "guy" it ain't gonna happen.

upnorth2505 said:

Ok, so let's say you are really stoned. How much money would it take to let another guy suck your cock?

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There are really a couple of questions..

were you really (like really) that stoned?

Or is this like one of those bitches who goes to a party, drinks a beer, cheats on their boyfriend and says they were drunk?

final question..

How much did he pay you?

dude bro like, ok here, man please just tell me u are very stupidly like insanely stoned and you have no idea what u are saying cause u just finished a 40 of vodka and you have no idea where your sexual life is going. Please just say that, because i have to admit this is pretty much FUCKED RIGHT UP, like it goes down in the dictionary as the definition of FUCKED when u ask a question like this. I really have no problem with gay's like to be honest i have a really good buddy who's gay and he knows the rule we ( our group of friends ) does not wanna hear or see this shit but whatever i'm not hating but please WHAT IN THE FUCK!

Lol, I love reading replies on threads like this.

why is it that gay (it seems like guys only) guys want to make sure everyone knows they're gay? i've yet to see a thread where a straight guy starts asking asinine questions like this. i've yet to see a straight pride parade, etc. if you want to suk cok, go for it! just leave it at home and don't drag it all over town eh???