Hand Rolled Joints. Let's Seem Um!

Sr. Verde

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hah nice to know I can buy a bic not a bottle of water ;)
For real man. I went thosands and thousands of miles away from home to an island chain like 2,000 miles away from Papua New Guinea.... they had KOOLS and lighters :lol:


25,000 people on this island CHAIN maybe. They speak their own language... Probably 20,000 of them have lighters and cigarettes :lol:... they live on $90 a month.

Hemp also grows naturally on this island chain, naturally pollination and seed producing/spreading...

At least they smoked the herb too



These dudes don't care about cancer, they dig up WW2 munitions from the ocean and 'dynamite' fish with it.
 

poplars

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nice one, but one tip, i've found they start much easier if instead of twisting the end you light, you leave the paper loose, pack down with a pen or something, then burn off the extra paper so you have a cigarette like end. it lights much more evenly without running that way.
 

dava

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nice one, but one tip, i've found they start much easier if instead of twisting the end you light, you leave the paper loose, pack down with a pen or something, then burn off the extra paper so you have a cigarette like end. it lights much more evenly without running that way.

i generally do it like this



but when im in a rush i just twist it!! gotta turboflame anyway so can get the joint going easily :eyesmoke:
 

Sr. Verde

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Occasionally if I have spare room at the top ill twist it up


then I light the twisted end, and once the flame is even at the tip I just start hitting it to pull the flame back into the joint to start it


i really want to get good enough to do one of these flaming backflips :lol:

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You have to get it perfectly tight and flush against itself, so that the flame along the extra paper burns out

if you do it too loose, your joint just sets on fire rendering it un smokeable :lol:
 

akgrown

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Do you guys ever roll a two tone joint? ususally if I roll it will be one strain or a mixed salad of them. Today I rolled a king size, 1/2 is filled with Green Crack the other is Blue Dream so that hopefully I will be able to tell when the strains change. Ill let you know how it is.
 

tip top toker

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I roll with whatever is lying out in the open, normally 2 strains. Bit of this, bit of that, couldn't care less if it get's me high :) only difference i find in taste between strains is that one may be slightly harsher than the other, other than that it's all just a touch rancid :D smell of the smoke is a different thing, that's how i can identify my buds. I'm quirky and i just love me for it :D

Instead of doing that, i like to play with peopels minds sometimes, roll up a joint where it is weed / tobacco, very little weed / weed / repeat. I've done it a good few times, you all get good and baked, and then you break out the special J, you hit it and get mashed, you start talking about how silly strong it is and how bonkers it's getting you, then they start puffing on essentially a cigarette and you'd be surprised how many people will agree in that they are toking a juicy bifta :lol:
 

prototypeone

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I roll with whatever is lying out in the open, normally 2 strains. Bit of this, bit of that, couldn't care less if it get's me high :) only difference i find in taste between strains is that one may be slightly harsher than the other, other than that it's all just a touch rancid :D smell of the smoke is a different thing, that's how i can identify my buds. I'm quirky and i just love me for it :D

Instead of doing that, i like to play with peopels minds sometimes, roll up a joint where it is weed / tobacco, very little weed / weed / repeat. I've done it a good few times, you all get good and baked, and then you break out the special J, you hit it and get mashed, you start talking about how silly strong it is and how bonkers it's getting you, then they start puffing on essentially a cigarette and you'd be surprised how many people will agree in that they are toking a juicy bifta :lol:
They don't notice that the joint they are supposed to be smoking is mostly tobacco? I smoke cigars and a pipe regularly and would notice it immediately
 

tip top toker

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Indeedy :D You get em stoend beforehand, and it amazes me how many people will agree that they are smoking something rather fine. In the UK all or near most of our joints are rolled with tobacco in the mix, so in certain reflection, it could very well be getting them fucked, i don't smoke other UK'ers joints as everyone i know rolls pointless pieces of shit that are essentially cigarettes. Ti's all too expensive for most. But yes, somehow people can be that easily convinced into thinkting they're smoking something that is more than tobacco.

Either that or i go for the "what the fuck have you put in this???" *they pass it back* effect :lol:
 

dava

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Indeedy :D You get em stoend beforehand, and it amazes me how many people will agree that they are smoking something rather fine. In the UK all or near most of our joints are rolled with tobacco in the mix, so in certain reflection, it could very well be getting them fucked, i don't smoke other UK'ers joints as everyone i know rolls pointless pieces of shit that are essentially cigarettes. Ti's all too expensive for most. But yes, somehow people can be that easily convinced into thinkting they're smoking something that is more than tobacco.

Either that or i go for the "what the fuck have you put in this???" *they pass it back* effect :lol:

lol one time when i was at a mates with a few of us smoking, one of my mates wanted me to roll up a spliff for him, so i quickly rolled it up for him, looked over and he wasnt looking at me, so i quickly rolled a spliff with only tobacco in and passed it to him and let him smoke it about half way down (me smoking the actual joint at this point) and just started laughing at him, asked him if he thought it was nice and all and yeah said yeah!! so i started laughing even more! then obviously told him he can have this spliff (what i was smoking) as it was the one with bud in! he didnt look too happy but he is the type of guy that usually comes with no bud and expects to smoke out soooooo you know . . :clap:
 

tip top toker

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he didnt look too happy but he is the type of guy that usually comes with no bud and expects to smoke out soooooo you know . . :clap:
That is exactly why me and my flatmate started doing it! there were two people in particular, sound chaps, just cheapskates, the type who if they went halves, would pay you bakc in 50p coins over the period of a few months :D
 

dava

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That is exactly why me and my flatmate started doing it! there were two people in particular, sound chaps, just cheapskates, the type who if they went halves, would pay you bakc in 50p coins over the period of a few months :D

sounds exactly like this guy does that!!
 

Don Gin and Ton

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we are so far behind the yanks on what we roll our dope in. last time i was over there they had a skin with a wire down the length of it and a littl bit over so you roll the j with no roach and just hold the little bit of wire. cant for the life of me remember the name of them
 

tip top toker

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we are so far behind the yanks on what we roll our dope in. last time i was over there they had a skin with a wire down the length of it and a littl bit over so you roll the j with no roach and just hold the little bit of wire. cant for the life of me remember the name of them
Aye, unuless you get online or to a headshop, it is literally rizzla or rizzla. Although saying that i see little reason why it should be any different, rizzla are just dandy. I often see new products online and can't but help think they are simply trying to work on pre-conditioned consumer behavior and create markets where there needs be none.
 

tip top toker

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any port in a storm eh ttt. most of the time i have to roll so they look covertly like tabs anyway
Hehe, i rarely do that. I tent to make it big enough that there is no doubt in peoples mind what i'm walking down the road smoking. Will occasionally have to roll them up in small papers if i'm washing the car outside work etc :D
 

dava

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we are so far behind the yanks on what we roll our dope in. last time i was over there they had a skin with a wire down the length of it and a littl bit over so you roll the j with no roach and just hold the little bit of wire. cant for the life of me remember the name of them

what do you mean? i think i know what your onabout, but how on earth is that better than having a roach in your joint? where i am you can get OCBs,Zig-Zag,Raws,Highlanders,Rips etc... the list goes on. . .
 
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