Happy Birthday cannabineer & tyler.durden

cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Bobby schmeckle said:
On this fine day, 2 beef daddies were born of sinew, cocoa butter and lion's marrow.

As bear and Tyler toiled away at their anvils, the sun burned hotter than a rattlesnakes asshole. Their butt muscles, barely contained by thick leather chaps, glistened with salted sweat beads. A lone buffalo screeches in the distance. The men nod. It is time.

"bathe finshaggy and bring him to me.", bellows Tyler down a stone corridor. "I have something SPECIAL planned for the boy".

"Pay special attention the ANUUUUS!", Bear screeches, unable to contain his maniacal laughter.

END SCENE

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Happy birthday sexxxies!
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The bear favored Tyler with a torrid glance that morphed into a sly smile. In a variant on rock-paper scissors, the bear whipped out his rampant veiny persuader, but Tyler had a condom out. It fell to the bear to delouse and shear the soi-disant attorney from Texas. (Condom covers penis; Tyler won that round.) A highly-turnable page in Thunderdome drag held finshaggy’s chain and brought him forward. Another already-turned page put his rough palm onto the slave’s breechclout and slowly began to
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Bobby schmeckle

Bobby schmeckle

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cannabineer said:
The bear favored Tyler with a torrid glance that morphed into a sly smile. In a variant on rock-paper scissors, the bear whipped out his rampant veiny persuader, but Tyler had a condom out. It fell to the bear to delouse and shear the soi-disant attorney from Texas. (Condom covers penis; Tyler won that round.) A highly-turntable page in Thunderdome drag held finshaggy’s chain and brought him forward. Another already-turned page put his rough palm onto the slave’s breechclout and slowly began to
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That. was. majestic.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Thanks for the birthday wishes and laughs, good people! Today is my 50th, and I had a huge blowout bash planned for months at my buddy's best club. There was gonna be awesome catering and bartenders ready with custom drinks, great live music and DJs (almost all my friends are one or the other, or both), great bar games, and of course, drugs. That would have all followed an early evening hooker. None of those things will be happening :( Amazingly, my sister is having me over to her lake shore condo to make me an awesome meal, complete with drinks and a cake. Just me and her. She is quite the cook, and did well on Masterchef when the series was in its infancy. Quite a low key birthday for me, but I am grateful for it...
 
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