Happy Mother's Day

I got my mom and dad a room at a local casino. I asked her yesterday you sure you want to go cuz I'm running out of time to cancel. She said yeah, I stop by to pick her up and they're fighting, now they're not going. Casinos going to charge me anyway, I just picked up a huge bottle of jagger, happy mothers day to me.... I'm gunna get drunk and go check out all the milfs at the pool.

I was going to get mom out of the old folks home and cook her a nice dinner but she's slipping back into a bad depression and didn't want to get dressed or anything so now I have all this shrimp

I'd give the world for another day with my mom. Eight years gone and it didn't really get any easier. I just learned to live dispite this hole in my heart.
Happy mothers day you moms and moms to be.

thank you