Happy thread :)

[Jimdamick]

 

[Ozumoz66]

Good friends.



Best friends.

 

[smokinrav]

I'm on a bike chasing a suitcase

*Florida woman*

 

[topcat]

Robin Williams. Fire.

 

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[injinji]

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There was a program about Marian Anderson the other night on PBS. The first time she played at the Lincoln Memorial, she couldn't stay in the Washington hotels, so he reached out to her. From then on she always stayed at his house when in Washington.

 

[smokinrav]

Watching Big Bang Theory. Sheldon mentioned Einstein, I started to lol. My girlfriend couldn't understand why

 

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[cannabineer]

Watching Big Bang Theory. Sheldon mentioned Einstein, I started to lol. My girlfriend couldn't understand why

I giggle every time Princeton is derisively mentioned.

 

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[Fogdog]

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More like, the bankers arrived. The Romans had marvelous engineers.

 

[smokinrav]

Were sorry Ceasar, but your March against the invading hordes of Gauls has been canceled due to treasury issues

 

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[DIY-HP-LED]

More like, the bankers arrived. The Romans had marvelous engineers.

It's usually management's fault...

 

[DIY-HP-LED]

Zeke the postman was on his last day of work before retirement. He stopped by the Miller's and was putting mail in the mailbox on the front of the house, when Mrs. Miller took his hand and invited him in the house.
She fed him a lavish breakfast and afterward, took his hand once again and led him up the stairs and into the master bedroom. She took her clothes off and then unzipped his fly and he helped with the rest of his garments, eagerly awaiting what was one of the best days of his life on the job. She then placed a dollar in his hand.

After, they were putting their clothes on and he quietly remarked, "That was awesome. But, why....?"
I told my husband your last day with the post office was today and wondered what we should do in honor of it. He said...and I quote, "Fuck him. Give him a dollar. Breakfast was my idea."