Monterey county sucks! Especially Salinas. I lived there 8 yrs.Was driving a U-Haul north on 101, going to a John Deere place in Salinas to buy 8 row planters. I'm speeding (early morning) around 70 and I see a CHP going south. Some how I just knew I was gonna get stopped and sure enough, he had zipped thru the median and was lighting me up. He gets right on my ass, then I abruptly pulled over so he had to go around me and stop in front. He was enraged and makes me get out so he can screw with me in safety away from the freeway. Thing was, north going traffic couldn't see his cruiser so everyone was speeding by us, way faster than I had been. I pointed out the many cars going at least 80 and that he had stopped me for a measley 70, how this was bullshit and I'd contest the ticket. Was still pissed but let me go with a threat to never come that way again or else.
Should have asked for Free birthday blow job... I would haveI was in route to my 18th birthday party and got pulled over in a county park for being profiled. The cop even searched my car after telling him I did not consent. He says it's a unique car he just wants to look! Dumb mfer didn't even find the pipe in the back driver side seat pocket anyway! He says happy birthday you can go.
You sound like John Grisham.Was driving a U-Haul north on 101, going to a John Deere place
That's bad. lolJust once. But I was in black-face so I kind of deserved it. Boy was the cop embarrassed. We had a good laugh about it.
If I ate a blunt I'd be sick as a dog.Me and some friends smoked a blunt on the way to the strip club and got a little lost on the way. The driver was in a lane that turned into a turn lane for some apartments so he trys to get in the real lane but there is a cop there waiting for us to get in front him so he can pull us over because he said if your in the turn lane you have to actually turn.
While we are getting pulled over, my friend eats the roach. The cop smelled the blunt and had us all get out. There were probably 4 cops searching the car for about an hour. The whole thing was a joke. First he says he isnt worried if we have a small nick sack, hes looking for a big bust asking if we can help him with that, then he found a few specks on the floor board and said he could take us all to jail for it. At one point he threatened to head but my friend not knowing he had a piece of plastic where his skull should be because he was in a really bad accident and probably should have died. In the end they cuffed my friend who ate the roach and arrested him for "obstruction of marijuana evidence" and he spent 3 days in county then the charge was dropped.