Thanks for the help guys
I went to the bank today and pulled money directly from my account onto a Visa card (with a $3.50 charge but that's the price of anonymity I suppose) anyway, the order came up on Visa's side, so I guess it took...
I ordered the 16 inch zong, and if it IS as sick as it looks, shit should be fucking awesome for $80
I'm in one of those moods where I'm really scared that somethings going to go wrong, but I also feel excited to know (hopefully) that in a week or so ill be puffin on that thing
Karma owes me this, it would be Out-fucking-standing if this whole thing turns out to be as seamless as I hope it will be\
I'll report back with either good news, or bad news
as for now...